Teaching English Abroad

[MadImmortalMan]

The teachers had a welcome to Namyang Middle School party today at the local bbq place and it was awesome. They used beef instead of the usual pork and it was just exquisite. Some awkward conversations though.

New Ms. Lee:  Do you like Boys or Girls?

Me: Girls

New Ms. Lee:  Why?

Me: In what way do you mean?

New Ms. Lee: As students.

Me:  Oh...

She didn't mean on the BBQ surely. Or she did, and she's freshly escaped from the North.

Modern education is built for girls in any case. It's a good time to be a college professor.

[Eddie Teach]

Same thing surely? :p

See, this is why people think you like beef.

[Caliga]

Tim, in the event that war suddenly breaks out between the Koreas while you're there, what are you supposed to do?  Are there plans to evacuate you and all the other foreign teachers, or what?

[Jaron]

Yes. First train to Pyongyang !

[jimmy olsen]

Someone stole my sandals out of my box. 

[jimmy olsen]

Tim, in the event that war suddenly breaks out between the Koreas while you're there, what are you supposed to do?  Are there plans to evacuate you and all the other foreign teachers, or what?

I assume their would be directions given over Armed Forces Korea radio and I'd follow those. Pyeongtaek is to the immediate south of my and houses a large concentration of US troops. I'd probably head towards Osan airbase.

[Jaron]

Someone stole my sandals out of my box. 

Are there any wild mexicans in Korea?

[HisMajestyBOB]

Tim, in the event that war suddenly breaks out between the Koreas while you're there, what are you supposed to do?  Are there plans to evacuate you and all the other foreign teachers, or what?

Run around in circles screaming.

[jimmy olsen]

Tim, in the event that war suddenly breaks out between the Koreas while you're there, what are you supposed to do?  Are there plans to evacuate you and all the other foreign teachers, or what?

Run around in circles screaming.

HMBOB is much closer to the border than I.

[Josquius]

You'd be forced to hide out in a cellar for a few weeks, rifle in hand, venturing forth undercover of darkness using your video camera's night vision to guide you where the North Koreans have nothing. In these forays you will search for food and supplies and try to hamper the north's war effort as much as possible. You will be torn between a mixture of doing the right thing and trying to save as many people from the ravages of the reds as possible and simply trying to survive until UN counter attack.

[DisturbedPervert]

Someone stole my sandals out of my box. 

What?

[jimmy olsen]

Someone stole my sandals out of my box. 

What?

Teacher sandals are kept in a row of wooden cabinets. My have been taken. What don't you understand?

[Eddie Teach]

Why you would be barefoot at school.

[jimmy olsen]

Why you would be barefoot at school.

[Tonitrus]

Tim, in the event that war suddenly breaks out between the Koreas while you're there, what are you supposed to do?  Are there plans to evacuate you and all the other foreign teachers, or what?

I assume their would be directions given over Armed Forces Korea radio and I'd follow those. Pyeongtaek is to the immediate south of my and houses a large concentration of US troops. I'd probably head towards Osan airbase.

From what I've heard about Osan, you might be better off embracing the Dear Leader.