US Election Week 2020

[Syt]

If Joe Biden wins, BLM will control fossil fuels.

[Duque de Bragança]

Taco trucks will desecrate the children ?!

[Tamas]

Taco trucks sexualise Baby Yoda

[Liep]

Windmill cancer will sniff the suburbs. I don't know how much less sense it makes compared to satan worshipping child eaters.

If Joe Biden wins, BLM will control fossil fuels.

That does actually sounds like something someone would come up with.

[Solmyr]

Antifas will ban the suburbs.

Wasn't this something Trump actually said?

[celedhring]

Sheilbh, explain 

Standard Sport
@standardsport
A banner reading 'World Knows Trump Won #MAGA' has been spotted flying above Goodison Park and the Liverpool area.

LIVE: http://bit.ly/evemun0711

#EVEMUN

[FunkMonk]

If Joe Biden wins, bisexuals will force sex changes on the coal industry. 

[Solmyr]

Oh and Meri, if Finland is an option: https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/05/finns_woo_techies/

[merithyn]

Oh and Meri, if Finland is an option: https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/05/finns_woo_techies/

I thought it was determined that I would be every Finns' worst nightmare. Loud, opinionated, expressive, overly friendly. I mean, I'm an extrovert's extrovert. I'm fairly sure that wouldn't play well there.

[Valmy]

I would think the world thinks the person with 4 million more votes wins an election.

[Sheilbh]

Sheilbh, explain 

Standard Sport
@standardsport
A banner reading 'World Knows Trump Won #MAGA' has been spotted flying above Goodison Park and the Liverpool area.

LIVE: http://bit.ly/evemun0711

#EVEMUN

Given the colours, sadly, Mancunians

[Syt]

The 2020 election as WWE wrestling match: https://twitter.com/90sWWE/status/1324870695738871809?s=20

[frunk]

Black Lives Matter will take away Thomas Jefferson.

Plausible

ERB Reference?

[The Larch]

The 2020 election as WWE wrestling match: https://twitter.com/90sWWE/status/1324870695738871809?s=20

Stone Cold Gritty! 

[crazy canuck]

If Joe Biden wins, George Soros will wreck our savior Donald J. Trump.

If Joe Biden wins, illegal aliens will touch our savior Donald J. Trump.



George Soros is an illegal alien?