Surveys

[Eddie Teach]

Was the hygienist good at oral?

Was she? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Maladict]

Not entirely on topic, but this thread stirs up traumatic memories from when surveys were done by phone. As a summer job at a local museum I had to call people who had visited an exhibition from their reservation details, to ask about their experience. On one of the calls, a woman answered whose voice went frail and timid as I introduced myself. Plunging on with the questions (getting paid by number of calls) I was met with silence, then sobbing.
Eventually she told me she and her husband visited the exhibition during which he had a massive heart attack and died on the spot. Although they were both longtime patrons of the museum she had never heard from them afterwards until now, a teenager asking her if she had enjoyed the exhibition.
Thoroughly unequipped to deal with this I mumbled some apologies and hung up. The manager I reported to waived it off saying they would handle it. I suspect they never did 
It gave me a healthy dose of phone phobia for a couple of years, not to mention a distaste for surveys 

[viper37]

You go to your brothel, you get a survey.

I used to, but I stopped. I always feel like if I give a bad survey, they're gonna leave a bolt undone next time I take my car in or something.

Thoughts?

Only if they give me a discount toward my next visit

I used to fill some surveys for a (extremely) small amount of cash, and I recently accepted to fill another one of these.  Now I'm getting spammed 2-3 times a day to fill out a new survey.  I'm going to unsuscribe, it's just too much hassle for so little money.

[Josephus]

Was the hygienist good at oral?

Was she? Inquiring minds want to know.

Meh...she wears a haazmat suit now...hard to get anything through that