How would you handle covid 19?

[Oexmelin]

This thread should be renamed "Market apologists suddenly find virtue in state allocation of resources"

[HisMajestyBOB]

Marshal Law

The BC CDC director's name is Marshall. 

[Admiral Yi]

This thread should be renamed "Market apologists suddenly find virtue in state allocation of resources"

"Aging Marxists feel vindicated in calls for permanent state of emergency" would work too. 

[mongers]

This thread should be renamed "Market apologists suddenly find virtue in state allocation of resources"

[Barrister]

Marshal Law

I am the dictator in my world, prosecutor. To the *camps with you for reeducation training.


*no internment camps are officially operated by the government according state TV.

You'd think a fucking former soldier would know it's spelled Martial law.

Maybe you have to be the parent of young kids, but "Marshal Law" to me sounds like we're being bossed around by this fellow.

[11B4V]

Marshal Law

I am the dictator in my world, prosecutor. To the *camps with you for reeducation training.


*no internment camps are officially operated by the government according state TV.

You'd think a fucking former soldier would know it's spelled Martial law.

Maybe you have to be the parent of young kids, but "Marshal Law" to me sounds like we're being bossed around by this fellow.

See Yi's rules.

[Josquius]

Kill all crows.

[Solmyr]

Start establishing a loyal group around me in preparation for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

[celedhring]

I would preserve a nucleus of the human species at the bottom of the nation's mineshafts.

[The Brain]

Marshal Law

Why do you hate popular culture?

[Sheilbh]

I would preserve a nucleus of the human species at the bottom of the nation's mineshafts.

Finally, some common sense.

[Maladict]

I would preserve a nucleus of the human species at the bottom of the nation's mineshafts.

Finally, some common sense.

Yes. Also, send a gold HDD into space containing wikipedia and a selection of youtube memes.

[PDH]

Dump all our nuclear waste into the desert when nobody is looking.
Cancel the debt while they are worried about the nuclear waste.
Give out free ice cream on tuesdays.
Have a 2 week free overdue book return at the library.


I can't think of anything else.

[Legbiter]

Proscribe the elderly/boomers to save on costs. Declare pandemic over.

[Iormlund]

Quarantine Chinese style for a few weeks. Then gather half of the most vulnerable population and send them to the other half of the country. Those remaining in the "healthy" area keep the lights on and must attend COVID parties for a straight month. When as a result serious cases cease appearing, send there all the vulnerable folk and repeat the exercise.