Cat Lovers 1, Organized Religion Nil

[CountDeMoney]

I'm a cat rescuer.

What do you rescue them from, and what do you do with them once they're rescued?

She rescues them at sea, and dries them off.

[Norgy]

Feeding them is a great way to reduce the problem.

Oh do shut the fuck up

Like both Seedy and me can tell you, cats own people.

I wonder what that says about you?

Cats kind of dominate when they're domesticated.
Mine is all for food, not so much for general cuddling.
But I have learned this: He loves women. Really.

Does it get you laid? If no... then... be a man and take control.

It says I am a pussy too, Viking.
And getting laid has not really been the biggest problem lately.