Coronavirus Sars-CoV-2/Covid-19 Megathread

[Josquius]

   

France is among the worst of Europe.
Quebec is the worst of Canada.

Do we have some kind of inherited deficient genes or what??

I always said that kissing everyone business was a bad idea.

[alfred russel]

While I'm predictably jumping on this the first time the data looks worse for the euros, I'd like to point out the following daily case figures per million of population as of October 15:

UK: 290.55
EU: 200.48
US: 179.41

https://ourworldindata.org/coronavirus-data-explorer?zoomToSelection=true&country=USA~EuropeanUnion~GBR&region=World&casesMetric=true&interval=daily&hideControls=true&perCapita=true&smoothing=0&pickerMetric=location&pickerSort=asc

AND we still get to have sex with strangers. 

[Valmy]

But yet we cannot legally shag our dogs.

[Josquius]

While I'm predictably jumping on this the first time the data looks worse for the euros, I'd like to point out the following daily case figures per million of population as of October 15:

UK: 290.55
EU: 200.48
US: 179.41

https://ourworldindata.org/coronavirus-data-explorer?zoomToSelection=true&country=USA~EuropeanUnion~GBR&region=World&casesMetric=true&interval=daily&hideControls=true&perCapita=true&smoothing=0&pickerMetric=location&pickerSort=asc

AND we still get to have sex with strangers. 

Population density though. You'd expect Europe to normally be doing worse. That America has been doing so bad is quite the achievement

[Admiral Yi]

Chris Christie: positive.

[DGuller]

Chris Christie: positive.

I'm glad you emerged from your coma, Yi.    Usually after two weeks things look pretty bleak.

[Admiral Yi]

I'm glad you emerged from your coma, Yi.    Usually after two weeks things look pretty bleak.

Go eat some blueberries. 

[DGuller]

I'm glad you emerged from your coma, Yi.    Usually after two weeks things look pretty bleak.

Go eat some blueberries. 

  They've been $4 a pint since forever around here. 

[viper37]

   

France is among the worst of Europe.
Quebec is the worst of Canada.

Do we have some kind of inherited deficient genes or what??

I always said that kissing everyone business was a bad idea.

We don't do that

[Berkut]

I just got a negative result on my test!

Victory!

[Valmy]

I just got a negative result on my test!

Victory!

Congrats!

[Habbaku]

Failed successfully.

[Josquius]

   

France is among the worst of Europe.
Quebec is the worst of Canada.

Do we have some kind of inherited deficient genes or what??

I always said that kissing everyone business was a bad idea.

We don't do that

It's a young generation thing or....?
Always thought Quebecois did that too.

[Maximus]

I just got a negative result on my test!

Victory!

Negative in a positive sense?

[viper37]

   

France is among the worst of Europe.
Quebec is the worst of Canada.

Do we have some kind of inherited deficient genes or what??

I always said that kissing everyone business was a bad idea.

We don't do that

It's a young generation thing or....?
Always thought Quebecois did that too.

Nope.  No one has ever done that here, as far as I can tell.  Only the Europeans do that.  I think Belgians do it too.
We shake hands, that's all.  Well, not right now, obviously.  I hope...  [/quote]