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[Admiral Yi]

*edit* oh, you mean the PIGS?

yeah

[celedhring]

*edit* oh, you mean the PIGS?

yeah

What kind of slander is this?

Greece is orthodox 

[HVC]

*edit* oh, you mean the PIGS?

yeah

sorry toruin your joke

and Bavaria puts the Catholics good again. nice german efficiency mixed with catholic guilt. perfect combination

[Admiral Yi]

What kind of slander is this?

The best kind!

[Barrister]

you make baby jesus cry

At least I don't serve the Antichrist in Rome.

[HVC]

you make baby jesus cry

At least I don't serve the Antichrist in Rome.

I'm an atheist. come to the conclusion around my confirmation. still did it because you know, my friends were doing it

So i can freely say, without bias ( ) that literalist protestants are the worst.

[Admiral Yi]

I'm an atheist. come to the conclusion around my confirmation. still did it because you know, my friends were doing it

So i can freely say, without bias ( ) that literalist protestants are the worst.

Gotta make it through confirmation and cash in the loot.  Same with Bar Mitzvahs.  Then you bail.

I agree evangelicals are the worst.

[Sheilbh]

I'm an atheist. come to the conclusion around my confirmation. still did it because you know, my friends were doing it

So i can freely say, without bias ( ) that literalist protestants are the worst.

FYP.

Gotta make it through confirmation and cash in the loot.  Same with Bar Mitzvahs.  Then you bail.

I never got any confirmation loot

[Barrister]

I agree evangelicals are the worst.

I don't know that I'm 100% on-board with every bit of evangelical theology, but at least their churches have a median age of under 75.

[Admiral Yi]

I never got any confirmation loot

I thought all Papists got loot.  Was the family wealth tied up in maintaining the castle?

[Admiral Yi]

I don't know that I'm 100% on-board with every bit of evangelical theology, but at least their churches have a median age of under 75.

What good is a young congregation when the chicks don't put out?

[Barrister]

I don't know that I'm 100% on-board with every bit of evangelical theology, but at least their churches have a median age of under 75.

What good is a young congregation when the chicks don't put out?

You just have to put a ring on it.

[Eddie Teach]

Protestants ruin everything. even Catholicism .

WAD

Didn't you go to a jesuit school? thought you were one of the god guys?

It's like you don't even know me at all.

Do you wear orange on St Paddys Day or is that just spiess?

[DGuller]

I don't know that I'm 100% on-board with every bit of evangelical theology, but at least their churches have a median age of under 75.

What good is a young congregation when the chicks don't put out?

You just have to put a ring on it.

It doesn't count as intercourse if you put a ring on it?

[Syt]

AstraZeneca have reduced the scheduled delivery to the EU from 220 million to 100 million doses of vaccine till end of second quarter, citing "export restrictions."