God has a sense of humor

[Ed Anger]

Klinger rulez.

Especially when he tried to eat a jeep.

[PDH]

Klinger rulez.

Especially when he tried to eat a jeep.

Zoltan is the best...  brings a tear to my eye...

[Barrister]

You made a new friend?  I assume it was a fellow American in your hotel or the casino?

A Greek guy from Laconia at the casino. He asked where I was from in the US, and when I told him Ohio, he said he went to Ohio State from 93 to 95 and has family up in Akron and Toledo.

His views on the Turks would make Spellus cry.

Reminds me of my first night in Italy.  We stayed in some tiny little town just across the border from Austria.  We stayed in a small hotel, maybe a couple dozen rooms, with a small bar that had a bunch of old men playing cards (apparently the town oompa band relaxing after practice) and a few other locals.  The hotel manager (who spoke very good english) was surprised to see two Canadians, and invited me to stay for a beer on the house.  We got to talking, I told him where I was from, and it turned out he (before taking over the family hotel) had worked on cruise ships, had done the Alaska cruises a number of times, and damn well knew where Yukon was.  We wound up having several beer until the (and after) the bar closed.

Good times... 

[Jaron]

You made a new friend?  I assume it was a fellow American in your hotel or the casino?

A Greek guy from Laconia at the casino. He asked where I was from in the US, and when I told him Ohio, he said he went to Ohio State from 93 to 95 and has family up in Akron and Toledo.

His views on the Turks would make Spellus cry.

Reminds me of my first night in Italy.  We stayed in some tiny little town just across the border from Austria.  We stayed in a small hotel, maybe a couple dozen rooms, with a small bar that had a bunch of old men playing cards (apparently the town oompa band relaxing after practice) and a few other locals.  The hotel manager (who spoke very good english) was surprised to see two Canadians, and invited me to stay for a beer on the house.  We got to talking, I told him where I was from, and it turned out he (before taking over the family hotel) had worked on cruise ships, had done the Alaska cruises a number of times, and damn well knew where Yukon was.  We wound up having several beer until the (and after) the bar closed.

Good times... 

Did he also compliment your well defined mangina?

[Barrister]

Did he also compliment your well defined mangina?

I'll just leave that up to your imagination.   

[Jaron]

He did!

[Caliga]

I had no "it's a small world" conversations in Italy. 

I did have a lengthy conversation with a retired Australian gentleman who had run Parmalat's Australian division.  IIRC they paid for his tour of Italy and in exchange he spent several days in Parma doing something or other for them.  That's when I learned Brisbane is pronounced 'BRIZ-bin', not 'briss-BANE'.

[Ed Anger]

I had no "it's a small world" conversations in Italy. 

I did have a lengthy conversation with a retired Australian gentleman who had run Parmalat's Australian division.  IIRC they paid for his tour of Italy and in exchange he spent several days in Parma doing something or other for them.  That's when I learned Brisbane is pronounced 'BRIZ-bin', not 'briss-BANE'.

I am a man of the people. You hover over the hot dog machine in the local gas station.

[Ed Anger]

 

MOTHERFUCKING COCKEYED SONS OF WHORES

[Drakken]

MOTHERFUCKING COCKEYED SONS OF WHORES

Yeah, that sums up the Danes very well. 

[sbr]

Another road trip?

[Neil]

Somebody broke his leg again.

Either that, or his most recent baby was born black.

[Ed Anger]

Another road trip?

yeah. I told those fucking pus leaking cockholes I couldn't travel for awhile. Nay, they said, we need you.

[Scipio]

Ed's new bestest friend is Klinger.

Klinger's lebanese.

[Ed Anger]

Another road trip?

yeah. I told those fucking pus leaking cockholes I couldn't travel for awhile. Nay, they said, we need you.

Trip canceled due to Islamic fucktardity. Yes, I was given the option to cancel because of the current security situation. Hells yeah, fuck Copenhagen in winter.

ALLAHU ACKBAR!