Deadpool 2020

[Admiral Yi]

Hey Cal, what did Screech croak from?

[The Larch]

Hey Cal, what did Screech croak from?

Cancer.

[Savonarola]

RIP Mary Wilson (of the Supremes).  Only Diana Ross is remaining from the original line up.  Florence Ballard died in the '70s; but even the pre-hit members Betty McGlown and Barbara Martin have also died.  Ballard's replacement, Cindy Birdsong, who did sing with Diana Ross on some of the hits is still living.

[Josephus]

Larry Flint. The guy who invented the vagina. 

[Admiral Yi]

Larry Flint. The guy who invented the vagina. 

I really like this.  Pithy, profound.  No irony.

Larry may have invented it but Bob Guccione made it pretty.

[DGuller]

Hey Cal, what did Screech croak from?

Cancer.

Oh, that's not good.

[Caliga]

Yeah, it's really sad about Screech.  He had some sort of painful lump but he said he was afraid to go to the doctor for a while because people would make fun of him.  His girlfriend finally convinced him to go and at that point he had stage 4 lung cancer.  They started chemo but it was much too late.  IIRC it was less than a month from diagnosis to death.