Black Mirror Episode Ranking

[Grinning_Colossus]

Which was the one with the hot young people on exercise bikes? I sat through the one with David Cameron and the pig but stopped watching halfway through that one.

[Eddie Teach]

Fifteen Million Credits

[Eddie Teach]

Ok, I've decided to give my ratings too. Work in Progress.

Worst to best-
Playtest- This one leaves so many questions, but I don't care about the answers.
National Anthem- just disgusting and highly implausible.
Be Right Back- Boring.
Hated in the Nation- Just don't buy it.
The Entire History of You- Might have resonated more with a sympathetic lead.
Fifteen Million Credits- don't remember too well. Something about how everything can be commoditized?
The Waldo Moment- Some funny moments, but the message is cynical in a simplistic, stupid fashion.
Arkangel- I always feel like somebody's watching me
White Bear- weird in a good way. This could be higher without the static flashbacks and obnoxious buzzing.
Black Museum- This show really likes torturing copies.
Bandersnatch- interesting concept, but they should have really committed instead of constantly looping back.
Striking Vipers- Not one but Two Avengers. Pretty light storyline by show standards.
Shut Up and Dance- so dark. I do like they managed to foreshadow the twist without being obvious.
Men Against Fire- Dr. Stamper had some interesting insights.
Metalhead- Very nicely shot, wish there was more (some) exposition. Were they out looking for a teddy bear?   
Crocodile- Well, that escalated quickly.
USS Callister- to boldly go where no pixel has gone before
Hang the DJ- Orpheus gets a happy ending?
White Christmas- Cops are sick fucks.
Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too- Lots of fun.
Nosedive- Such a banal dystopia. The beginning dragged a bit, but the end was awesome.
San Junipero- I can see why Tyr was disappointed with the time travel bait and switch, but still this one hits you right in the feels.
Smithereens- Tense and gripping from start to finish.

[Josquius]

Also honorable mention for Dead Set. Its basically Black Mirror season 0.
Hilariously of its time. But good.

[Josquius]

The new episodes rank highly.