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Mayweather versus McGregor: The Megathread

Started by alfred russel, August 25, 2017, 12:26:13 PM

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Valmy

Quote from: Monoriu on August 26, 2017, 11:25:53 AM
Yeah, that I know  :P  But can you kick someone?  I sort of know that if your opponent can't get up after a count to 10, you win.  But what happens if this doesn't happen?

Nope. Only punches. If you get up the punching starts happening again.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Monoriu

So you punch people until one of them is down?   Is there a time limit?  What happens if you reach the time limit and both boxers are still standing? 

CountDeMoney


dps

Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 26, 2017, 11:35:58 AM
Stop being retarded, Mono.

I don't think he can.  The question is, is it genetic or cultural.  You know, the old nature vs nurture debate.

Valmy

Quote from: Monoriu on August 26, 2017, 11:35:26 AM
So you punch people until one of them is down?   Is there a time limit?  What happens if you reach the time limit and both boxers are still standing? 

Sort of. Yes. They have judges who determine the winner.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

HVC

Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Valmy

#36
Here is an example of a boxing match. Who's the boss eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RREwkzzoEsQ

He was much better IRL than his character on Taxi.

The fight is only 40 seconds long.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

CountDeMoney


CountDeMoney

Quote from: HVC on August 26, 2017, 12:28:53 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 26, 2017, 11:35:58 AM
Stop being retarded, Mono.

Tell us the rules of mahjong why dontcha :P

It's like dominoes, but with a hell of a lot more yelling.

Gups

Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 26, 2017, 12:55:31 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 26, 2017, 12:28:53 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 26, 2017, 11:35:58 AM
Stop being retarded, Mono.

Tell us the rules of mahjong why dontcha :P

It's like dominoes, but with a hell of a lot more yelling.

You've clearly never played dominoes with Jamaicans

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mongers

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Personally I'd prefer to watch the televised tabletop showdown between Gups and his Jamaican neighbours.  :bowler:
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CountDeMoney


garbon

Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 26, 2017, 06:09:04 PM
Quote from: Gups on August 26, 2017, 05:28:23 PM
You've clearly never played dominoes with Jamaicans

Nor would I.

I'm not sure I've ever played a game of dominoes without everyone yelling. :unsure:
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