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Started by viper37, February 12, 2017, 05:03:04 PM

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viper37

February 12, 2017, 05:03:04 PM
100 000$ worth of blue berries stolen

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Who is the blueberry bandit? In all seriousness. Anyone with information is asked to contact Detectives. Read More: https://goo.gl/4rQaLc

Last year, it was maple syrup.  Now it's blue berries.  What's next? Strawberries from l'Ile d'Orléans?
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February 12, 2017, 05:04:49 PM
Now see, that's what a proper patrol car should look like.

11B4V

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February 12, 2017, 05:23:29 PM
Mob job.
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February 12, 2017, 06:19:49 PM
Quote from: viper37 on February 12, 2017, 05:03:04 PM
100 000$ worth of blue berries stolen

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Who is the blueberry bandit? In all seriousness. Anyone with information is asked to contact Detectives. Read More: https://goo.gl/4rQaLc

Last year, it was maple syrup.  Now it's blue berries.  What's next? Strawberries from l'Ile d'Orléans?

[high pitched voice]

I laugh once again at your country's waste of strategic materials

[/high pitched voice]



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February 12, 2017, 06:22:02 PM
Does Guller have an alibi?
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February 13, 2017, 07:49:12 AM
Why isn't this in the Minor Acts of Terror megathread?
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February 13, 2017, 07:52:44 AM
Quote from: grumbler on February 13, 2017, 07:49:12 AM
Why isn't this in the Minor Acts of Terror megathread?

Well it is pretty major.
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