The Great UK Lettuce Crisis of 2017

[Admiral Yi]

Dieter is not a first name I expected to see outside of Germany. 

Is this the part of the show when we dance?

[derspiess]

Dieter is not a first name I expected to see outside of Germany. 

Is this the part of the show when we dance?

I'm as happy as a LEETLE GUHL.

[Eddie Teach]

People buy more than one head of lettuce at a time? 

[Duque de Bragança]

Dieter is not a first name I expected to see outside of Germany. 

I am sure there many, if not too many, Dieters in Ibiza.
I take it by now, for you, Austria is just Outer Bavaria. 

[Syt]

Dieter is not a very common name in Austria.

[grumbler]

Nor is lettuce a common name on languish, which is why I was relieved when I discovered that this thread was not about a foreign crisis with our favorite Confederate poster.

[MadImmortalMan]

He who controls the lettuce controls the salads.

Apparently there's medieval guild for that.

British Leafy Salads Association

[mongers]

He who controls the lettuce controls the salads.

Apparently there's medieval guild for that.

British Leafy Salads Association

That implies there is a British Salad Association and the Leafy lot are a splitter faction. :python: 

[grumbler]

He who controls the lettuce controls the salads.

Apparently there's medieval guild for that.

British Leafy Salads Association

That implies there is a British Salad Association and the Leafy lot are a splitter faction. :python: 

"Where's the British Association for Leafy Salad?"

"That's him, over there."

[PRC]

Why is the paper the notice is printed on half-yellow / half-white?

[mongers]

Why is the paper the notice is printed on half-yellow / half-white?

It's likely Morrisons as those are its brand colours.

[Josquius]

It's funny to look at The Sun's reporting on this. So much OUTRAGE. And the comments...
Blame the EU!

[garbon]

It's funny to look at The Sun's reporting on this. So much OUTRAGE. And the comments...
Blame the EU!

That's what I said!

Also, I love this bit from the Sun about vegetables to you can replace with other ones. I feel like they were just name vegetables they had heard of.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2781753/aldo-zillis-guide-to-beating-the-big-mediterranean-veg-shortage-by-starting-with-seasonal-homegrown-produce/

[celedhring]

Broccoli, chicory and celery salad. Stuff nightmares is made of 

[garbon]

Broccoli, chicory and celery salad. Stuff nightmares is made of 

That's the 'purple sprouting broccoli' not even normal broccoli.