Nun receives death threats for suggesting Mary was not a virgin

Started by garbon, February 02, 2017, 06:58:36 PM

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garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Josephus

Quote from: grumbler on February 02, 2017, 08:42:27 PM
Quote from: HVC on February 02, 2017, 07:59:33 PM
Butt baby. She's got god on her side, whose to say it didn't happen.

Precisely.  She could have taken it in the ass, or given Joseph hummers, and still been "virgin" enough for the term to be used.

Thanks...Now I have to go to confession for reading that. :mad:
Civis Romanus Sum

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HVC

Quote from: Josephus on February 03, 2017, 09:19:50 AM
Quote from: grumbler on February 02, 2017, 08:42:27 PM
Quote from: HVC on February 02, 2017, 07:59:33 PM
Butt baby. She's got god on her side, whose to say it didn't happen.

Precisely.  She could have taken it in the ass, or given Joseph hummers, and still been "virgin" enough for the term to be used.

Thanks...Now I have to go to confession for reading that. :mad:

Wait, I thought you were jewish? or are you just working for the enemy?
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

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Perhaps you're confusing him with your other fellow Torontonian.
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Quote from: Valmy on February 02, 2017, 07:06:44 PM
Huh. Well how did those people think James came about?
Jesus is a lone child.  That's why I liked him growing up.  ;)
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garbon

Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 03, 2017, 12:03:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 02, 2017, 09:11:30 PM
500th anniversary, baby! :punk:

You act like you get a better deal with them, sodomite.

I attend at least one protestant service a year. The one Catholic service I went to was dreadfully sad. Priest didn't even read passage from Bible but instead used simple, modern words to describe it. Sad!
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Josephus

Quote from: HVC on February 03, 2017, 09:37:06 AM
Quote from: Josephus on February 03, 2017, 09:19:50 AM
Quote from: grumbler on February 02, 2017, 08:42:27 PM
Quote from: HVC on February 02, 2017, 07:59:33 PM
Butt baby. She's got god on her side, whose to say it didn't happen.

Precisely.  She could have taken it in the ass, or given Joseph hummers, and still been "virgin" enough for the term to be used.

Thanks...Now I have to go to confession for reading that. :mad:

Wait, I thought you were jewish? or are you just working for the enemy?

A Maltese Jew? Hardly. Born, raised, practise Catholicsm. Just work for the Jesus killers.
Civis Romanus Sum

"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Barrister

Quote from: Josephus on February 03, 2017, 01:18:02 PM
Quote from: HVC on February 03, 2017, 09:37:06 AM
Quote from: Josephus on February 03, 2017, 09:19:50 AM
Quote from: grumbler on February 02, 2017, 08:42:27 PM
Quote from: HVC on February 02, 2017, 07:59:33 PM
Butt baby. She's got god on her side, whose to say it didn't happen.

Precisely.  She could have taken it in the ass, or given Joseph hummers, and still been "virgin" enough for the term to be used.

Thanks...Now I have to go to confession for reading that. :mad:

Wait, I thought you were jewish? or are you just working for the enemy?

A Maltese Jew? Hardly. Born, raised, practise Catholicsm. Just work for the Jesus killers.

There's a long history of Jewish people in Malta, and even now there are approx 1000 Jews on the isle. :mad:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Malta
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HVC

Yeah, the only other maltese person I knew was jewish. though he went to a catholic school. The school had a few jews, actually.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Valmy

Sounds like they were all immigrants who came in during the British period.
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HVC

and I thought I worked for a Jesus killer, turns out he's a swede.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

The Brain

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Josephus

Quote from: Barrister on February 03, 2017, 01:24:16 PM
Quote from: Josephus on February 03, 2017, 01:18:02 PM
Quote from: HVC on February 03, 2017, 09:37:06 AM
Quote from: Josephus on February 03, 2017, 09:19:50 AM
Quote from: grumbler on February 02, 2017, 08:42:27 PM
Quote from: HVC on February 02, 2017, 07:59:33 PM
Butt baby. She's got god on her side, whose to say it didn't happen.

Precisely.  She could have taken it in the ass, or given Joseph hummers, and still been "virgin" enough for the term to be used.

Thanks...Now I have to go to confession for reading that. :mad:

Wait, I thought you were jewish? or are you just working for the enemy?

A Maltese Jew? Hardly. Born, raised, practise Catholicsm. Just work for the Jesus killers.

There's a long history of Jewish people in Malta, and even now there are approx 1000 Jews on the isle. :mad:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Malta

yes...out of close to 450,000 though....low odds. ;-)
Civis Romanus Sum

"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Razgovory

Quote from: Barrister on February 03, 2017, 01:24:16 PM
Quote from: Josephus on February 03, 2017, 01:18:02 PM
Quote from: HVC on February 03, 2017, 09:37:06 AM
Quote from: Josephus on February 03, 2017, 09:19:50 AM
Quote from: grumbler on February 02, 2017, 08:42:27 PM
Quote from: HVC on February 02, 2017, 07:59:33 PM
Butt baby. She's got god on her side, whose to say it didn't happen.

Precisely.  She could have taken it in the ass, or given Joseph hummers, and still been "virgin" enough for the term to be used.

Thanks...Now I have to go to confession for reading that. :mad:

Wait, I thought you were jewish? or are you just working for the enemy?

A Maltese Jew? Hardly. Born, raised, practise Catholicsm. Just work for the Jesus killers.

There's a long history of Jewish people in Malta, and even now there are approx 1000 Jews on the isle. :mad:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Malta

Marlowe gives a poor impression of them.
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