What do you put in your hair?

[Razgovory]

Use conditioning on my hair.  I ring a bell and the hair moves into the correct place.

[Ed Anger]

Use conditioning on my hair.  I ring a bell and the hair moves into the correct place.

I laughed.

[merithyn]

I so rarely need it.

Until the 1970s, no one washed their hair every day. At most, it was done once a week. Like a good little child of the '80s, however, I bought into the whole "wash your hair every day" thing, and ended up with a really dry, itchy scalp that flaked terribly. When I was on bedrest with Riley, I was allowed to get up for very short periods of time, and I ended up only washing my hair every few days or so. The dryness went away. As time wore on, I started washing my hair less and less, only washing it when it obviously needed it. I condition it every time I shower, and brush it multiple times a day, and my hair and scalp have never been healthier.

This is the most sensible thing you ever said.

I'm a very sensible woman.