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Started by Josephus, December 29, 2016, 05:29:04 PM

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Ed Anger

#30
December 29, 2016, 11:09:43 PM
Quote from: HVC on December 29, 2016, 11:03:15 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 29, 2016, 10:56:40 PM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on December 29, 2016, 10:55:09 PM
My kidneys are shot.

Sorry to hear that man.

You guys can do a trade a liver lobe for a kidney :contract:

Uh, my kidneys are quite vital to my survival. My kidneys shut down, the fluids build up and knocks the liver out and they might as well call the hospital priest for me again. They'd give me 48 hours.

Steal Tim's.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

dps

#31
December 30, 2016, 03:46:22 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 29, 2016, 11:09:43 PM
Quote from: HVC on December 29, 2016, 11:03:15 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 29, 2016, 10:56:40 PM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on December 29, 2016, 10:55:09 PM
My kidneys are shot.

Sorry to hear that man.

You guys can do a trade a liver lobe for a kidney :contract:

Uh, my kidneys are quite vital to my survival. My kidneys shut down, the fluids build up and knocks the liver out and they might as well call the hospital priest for me again. They'd give me 48 hours.

Steal Tim's.

We could harvest him for his organs, but, really, are any of his worth having? 

Though to be honest, given the health problems many of us have, I'm not sure any of us would be worth the effort.

Syt

#32
December 30, 2016, 04:39:46 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on December 29, 2016, 10:55:09 PM
My kidneys are shot.

I hope they caught the perp. :P

Seriously, that's shit. My granny had to go to dialysis for the last 15 years of her life (she died in her mid-70s).
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Liep

#33
December 30, 2016, 05:28:50 AM
Kim Jung-un, Assad, Trump, Putin, Lukashenko. Pretty sure I won't be too sad if I win. :P
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

CountDeMoney

#34
December 30, 2016, 07:56:56 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on December 29, 2016, 07:00:54 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on December 29, 2016, 05:45:34 PM
As we are getting up there in age, and senility is setting in for at least one of us (looking at you Yi), maybe we should have a languish deadpool?

Myself
CDM
Ed
KRonn
Tim(most likely either by NK nuke or homicide from #2 on list)

Swell, thanks for the jinx.  Dammit.  Like I need another 40 years of this bullshit.

Duque de Bragança

#35
December 30, 2016, 08:26:43 AM
Mário Soares for Portugal. He used to be be famous, ask Frank Carlucci.  :P

CountDeMoney

#36
December 30, 2016, 12:10:55 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on December 30, 2016, 08:26:43 AM
Mário Soares for Portugal. He used to be be famous, ask Frank Carlucci.  :P

Hey man, don't be busting on Frank.  Frank made shit happen. :P

Duque de Bragança

#37
December 30, 2016, 12:19:17 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 30, 2016, 12:10:55 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on December 30, 2016, 08:26:43 AM
Mário Soares for Portugal. He used to be be famous, ask Frank Carlucci.  :P

Hey man, don't be busting on Frank.  Frank made shit happen. :P

I would never do that.  :goodboy:

Maladict

#38
December 30, 2016, 12:31:54 PM
Quote from: Liep on December 30, 2016, 05:28:50 AM
Kim Jung-un, Assad, Trump, Putin, Lukashenko. Pretty sure I won't be too sad if I win. :P

That's more like it. I'd swap Lukashenko for Wilders if he drops dead before the elections.

Josephus

#39
January 03, 2017, 09:17:27 AM
So no one scores points on Fr. Mulcahy?
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

HVC

#40
January 25, 2017, 02:59:34 PM
Who picked Mary Tyler Moore?
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Razgovory

#41
January 25, 2017, 04:11:45 PM
The people of Seoul, Tokyo, and the West Coast.  Oh, and probably a bunch of North Koreans, but it's harder to get worked up about that.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Barrister

#42
January 25, 2017, 05:16:18 PM
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

MadImmortalMan

#43
January 25, 2017, 05:19:54 PM
How many of you didn't ever wish you were married to Laura Petrie?

:(
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

CountDeMoney

#44
January 25, 2017, 07:54:24 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on January 25, 2017, 05:19:54 PM
How many of you didn't ever wish you were married to Laura Petrie?

:(

An entire generation of American men (at least two, if you include syndication) will always have those capri pants seared into the subconscious.

And MTM was such a great, important sitcom.
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