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Started by Razgovory, December 19, 2016, 11:50:07 AM

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11B4V

#30
December 19, 2016, 04:55:13 PM
Welcome to the middle east Putin.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Razgovory

#31
December 19, 2016, 05:06:07 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on December 19, 2016, 04:55:13 PM
Welcome to the middle east Putin.

Wait, now there is two of them?  Great, the last thing we need is more Putins.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Admiral Yi

#32
December 19, 2016, 05:08:29 PM
Pretty sure there are only one of them.

derspiess

#33
December 19, 2016, 05:23:37 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2016, 05:08:29 PM
Pretty sure there are only one of them.

That's exactly what the Russians want you to think.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

alfred russel

#34
December 19, 2016, 05:25:03 PM
Who is the secretary of state of Russia? Sounds like he is a major fuckup. Lots of Duma hearings are sure to follow.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Josquius

#35
December 19, 2016, 05:25:27 PM
Related to the Russians assassinating a bunch of chechens in turkey lately?
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derspiess

#36
December 19, 2016, 05:30:14 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on December 19, 2016, 05:25:03 PM
Who is the secretary of state of Russia? Sounds like he is a major fuckup. Lots of Duma hearings are sure to follow.

A man by the name of Molot-Lavrov.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

jimmy olsen

#37
December 19, 2016, 09:15:34 PM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Razgovory

#38
December 19, 2016, 09:31:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2016, 05:08:29 PM
Pretty sure there are only one of them.

Quite screwing up my jokes.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Habbaku

#39
December 19, 2016, 09:40:14 PM
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Valmy

#40
December 19, 2016, 09:52:16 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2016, 05:08:29 PM
Pretty sure there are only one of them.

Actually Russian conspiracy theorists think he is actually dead and the KGB rules Russia with a series of Putin body doubles :lol:

:tinfoil:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Valmy

#41
December 19, 2016, 09:52:56 PM
Quote from: Tyr on December 19, 2016, 05:25:27 PM
Related to the Russians assassinating a bunch of chechens in turkey lately?

No. The gunman was kind enough to announced it was about Aleppo and Syria.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Admiral Yi

#42
December 19, 2016, 10:31:11 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 19, 2016, 09:52:16 PM
Actually Russian conspiracy theorists think he is actually dead and the KGB rules Russia with a series of Putin body doubles :lol:

:tinfoil:

I was just busting on Raz's grammar.  :(

dps

#43
December 20, 2016, 04:41:37 PM
Quote from: Legbiter on December 19, 2016, 02:01:52 PM
The Beeb's saying it was an off-duty policeman. 

So, should this thread be merged into the Minor Acts of Terrorism Megathread, or the Police Violence Megathread?

garbon

#44
December 20, 2016, 11:28:07 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on December 19, 2016, 09:40:14 PM
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Was that a misguided attempt at injecting levity into the situation? :unsure:
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