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Started by FunkMonk, November 08, 2016, 11:02:57 PM

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Tamas

#7890
March 08, 2017, 05:15:43 PM
Quote from: celedhring on March 08, 2017, 05:12:09 PM
Wait, wait. For real?  :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/1275/text

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H.R.1275 - World's Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017
115th Congress (2017-2018)

BILLHide Overview icon-hide
Sponsor:   Rep. Sessions, Pete [R-TX-32] (Introduced 03/01/2017)
Committees:   House - Energy and Commerce; Ways and Means; Education and the Workforce

:lmfao:

CountDeMoney

#7891
March 08, 2017, 05:17:55 PM
Somebody with real balls would copy the ACA and introduce it as the Make Healthcare Great Again Plan of 2017.

The Brain

#7892
March 08, 2017, 05:32:27 PM
Is that actually real? :unsure:
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celedhring

#7893
March 08, 2017, 05:34:36 PM
It is real. What I'm not sure is whether it's *the* GOP healthcare bill or just some random Republican manchild introducing his own proposal.

garbon

#7894
March 08, 2017, 05:42:16 PM
Quote from: celedhring on March 08, 2017, 05:34:36 PM
It is real. What I'm not sure is whether it's *the* GOP healthcare bill or just some random Republican manchild introducing his own proposal.

The latter.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

celedhring

#7895
March 08, 2017, 05:44:01 PM
Well, it seems that the US will miss out on the World's Greatest Healthcare Bill then. Damn intra-party infighting.

CountDeMoney

#7896
March 08, 2017, 09:52:00 PM
So...when you're a steely-eyed successful businessman that knows how to seal the bigly deals, what do you do with:
1) a diplomat with a successful history as ambassador to China,
2) speaks Chinese, and
3) was referred to by the present Chinese leader as an "old friend of the Chinese people"?

Huntsman offered job of ambassador to Russia, White House official says


Ah.  Strategery!

QuoteDonald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

Jon Huntsman called to see me. I said no, he gave away our country to China! @JonHuntsman
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Razgovory

#7897
March 08, 2017, 09:54:36 PM
He gave our country away to China.  So now I'm sending him to Moscow.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

crazy canuck

#7898
March 08, 2017, 11:21:15 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 08, 2017, 09:54:36 PM
He gave our country away to China.  So now I'm sending him to Moscow.

At least Trump is consistent.

jimmy olsen

#7899
March 09, 2017, 01:41:16 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on March 08, 2017, 11:21:15 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 08, 2017, 09:54:36 PM
He gave our country away to China.  So now I'm sending him to Moscow.

At least Trump is consistent.

:lmfao:
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Monoriu

#7900
March 09, 2017, 01:55:34 AM
Quote from: celedhring on March 08, 2017, 05:12:09 PM
Wait, wait. For real?  :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/1275/text

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H.R.1275 - World's Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017
115th Congress (2017-2018)

BILLHide Overview icon-hide
Sponsor:   Rep. Sessions, Pete [R-TX-32] (Introduced 03/01/2017)
Committees:   House - Energy and Commerce; Ways and Means; Education and the Workforce

I tried to look for signs that this is a hoax, and I failed. 

Eddie Teach

#7901
March 09, 2017, 02:01:15 AM
Why would it be a hoax?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Monoriu

#7902
March 09, 2017, 02:07:08 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on March 09, 2017, 02:01:15 AM
Why would it be a hoax?

Because I would expect that a politician should be reasonable, and modest enough to realise that the bill he introduced would very likely not be the world's greatest healthcare plan.  For a piece of legislation, the title "world's greatest" should probably be bestowed by historians if said legislation can stand the test of time.  To give it such a title before it is even passed doesn't seem like the most sensible approach.  "Yeah, the World's greatest healthcare plan isn't even passed". 

Eddie Teach

#7903
March 09, 2017, 02:17:31 AM
Texans aren't known for their modesty or reasonability. :alberta:
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Syt

#7904
March 09, 2017, 03:04:53 AM
Apparently last year he proposed the World's Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2016.
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