What does a TRUMP presidency look like?

Started by FunkMonk, November 08, 2016, 11:02:57 PM

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Syt

It feels surreal that the US forcefully taking Canada is a not completely unlikely scenario at the moment. I'm holding hope that Trump's ambition will be stopped before it comes to it, but still ...

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The Brain

It's pretty obvious that the US views Canada as its own Ukraine, and wants to emulate Daddy.
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Valmy

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Quote from: HVC on March 11, 2025, 01:21:23 PMIt's not a military alliance though. As far as I know the CW has no military obligations to other members.

Well maybe they need to pull their heads out of their asses and realize that if you don't stop this madman now, there is no telling what he might do.

Either hang together or hang separately.

If the UK, Australia, and the rest just stand by why this shit happens they deserve whatever they get.
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Grey Fox

Maybe, just saying, Americans should wake up too & start protesting like it's 1968.

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Barrister

Quote from: Syt on March 11, 2025, 11:45:03 AM

It's quite the two-step he makes - how America doesn't need anything Canada might produce, yet how wonderful it would be for Canada to join the US.
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Valmy

Quote from: Grey Fox on March 11, 2025, 01:46:44 PMMaybe, just saying, Americans should wake up too & start protesting like it's 1968.

True -_-

The media is doing a good job sane-washing and downplaying Trump's statements.
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The Minsky Moment

There is no point in trying to make sense of anything the man says; it's literally like trying to interpret the ramblings of a crazy street bum.  On the one hand, we need tariffs because Canadian gangs are funneling massive quantities of fentanyl across the border, and the only way to stop them is to require them to fill out customs paperwork. On the other hand, the problem will be solved if Canada becomes a state because death by illegal drugs is perfectly fine as long as the drugs are distributed domestically.
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Barrister

Quote from: The Minsky Moment on March 11, 2025, 01:55:18 PMThere is no point in trying to make sense of anything the man says; it's literally like trying to interpret the ramblings of a crazy street bum.  On the one hand, we need tariffs because Canadian gangs are funneling massive quantities of fentanyl across the border, and the only way to stop them is to require them to fill out customs paperwork. On the other hand, the problem will be solved if Canada becomes a state because death by illegal drugs is perfectly fine as long as the drugs are distributed domestically.

Get with the latest news Minsky - it's the Mexican cartels moving fentanyl across the northern border. :contract:
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The Minsky Moment

Naturally, why cross one international border to distribute your product when you can cross two!
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The Minsky Moment

It's like a game.
Think of the craziest stupidest idea you can possibly imagine.  Go absolutely crazy Madlibs style and brainstorm it.

Then watch in amazement as real life Trump comes up with a dozen things more stupid and crazy then you can imagine.

Problem: The _(Transexual Mexican voleyball players)_____  are _(invading Greenland) to ___(force DEI)___ on _(Israel)__

Solution: Issue an executive order __(imposing 25% tariffs)_________ on ____(Hillary Clinton's former outside law firm)______________
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HVC

How bad does the economy have to be before MAGA turns in him? Great depression 2? The rich have a longer to fall but eventually they have to get tired, right?

At this point if Canada is fucked anyway they might as well go full hog. Tariff potash, oil, other and raw materials. They'll get other suppliers, but not fast. Hell, with potash, Canada produces more then Russia and Belarus combined (number 2 and 3) and it's a hell of a lot more expensive to ship. South America gets theirs from Russia, and Canada's could be a good replacement. I know it's wishful thanking, and destructive, but damn.
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The Minsky Moment

Anti-Trump GOP candidates have to start winning primaries.
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--Joan Robinson

HVC

Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

crazy canuck

If it came to a military conflict, it would be over in less than 24 hours.  Most of our active armed forces are in Latvia.  But even if they were here, it would be trivially easy for US forces to occupy Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal and Halifax, and if they wanted for symbolic purposes, Ottawa. At that point the war is over.

As far as aid from Europe, nope - that has to cross the Atlantic, and the US could easily stop that.

We would be the new Poland (or worst case Czechoslovakia)

Valmy

Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."