November 9th 2016 Newspaper Headlines?

[Syt]

[Martinus]

Trump Elected God-Emperor, Institutes the Church of Kek

Martinus Banned

[CountDeMoney]

I may not even wait.  We have early voting here, and early banning.

[mongers]

I may not even wait.  We have early voting here, and early banning.

That's an option.

What about pre-emptive strikes on posters likely to be insufferable after Nov 8th?

That has to put Timmay, Legbiter, Marty and a few others* in the frame depending on the result.   




*incl. me if HRC wins outright and DJT disappears off the face of the earth in a puff of green smoke.

[Ed Anger]

I may not even wait.  We have early voting here, and early banning.

TURN YOUR KEY

[Siege]

I think the democrats can still get enough dead people to vote to steal this election. And then, chances are Prez Trump is gonna get shot within the first year like Reagan did.

All in all, i expect the democrats to not recognize a Trump victory, because, you know, elections only have consecuences when democrats win.

Also, because Trump is a white male, he will likely be challenged every step of the way, and threatened with impeachment on a daily basis, unlike a minority or female prez, who would accuse his political enemies of racisssm or gender discrimination with the help of the Vast Left Wing Media.

Therefore, i expect a Trump Presidency to be kept in check by the tools of a democratic system, while i expect a Clinton presidency to corrupt the system to the core to the point the US would become another banana Republic with pay to play and all the other typical clinton corruption scandals.

[Zanza]

I think the democrats can still get enough dead people to vote to steal this election. And then, chances are Prez Trump is gonna get shot within the first year like Reagan did.

All in all, i expect the democrats to not recognize a Trump victory, because, you know, elections only have consecuences when democrats win.

Also, because Trump is a white male, he will likely be challenged every step of the way, and threatened with impeachment on a daily basis, unlike a minority or female prez, who would accuse his political enemies of racisssm or gender discrimination with the help of the Vast Left Wing Media.

Therefore, i expect a Trump Presidency to be kept in check by the tools of a democratic system, while i expect a Clinton presidency to corrupt the system to the core to the point the US would become another banana Republic with pay to play and all the other typical clinton corruption scandals.

Sometimes, when you had just the right amount of Coors Lite, you can be quite funny.

[Josquius]

A big picture of smiling trump and the headline "we're screwed"

[CountDeMoney]

Trump Elected God-Emperor, Institutes the Church of Kek

Martinus Banned

I almost forgot.  I've had enough of your gloating tonight.  derniggerhater I can tolerate, he's still a fellow American.  But you're not even from around here.

So we're going to have to go with the spirit of the evening, and get all anti-furriner and anti-faggot on you with the early edition headlines.

[Josquius]

It seems I was right then....

[Syt]

New Yorker: "An American Tragedy"

[Syt]

CNN Money: Global markets tank as U.S. election results shock investors

[garbon]

CNN Money: Global markets tank as U.S. election results shock investors

My American friend in London was like, I wanted the pound to regain on the dollar but this isn't quite how I wanted it.

[Syt]

[celedhring]

"God forgive America" is the headline...