SpaceX

[citizen k]

Why does Facebook need a satellite?   

To allow poor Africans to get on the internet and use Facebook.

Excellent, first social media then clean water.

[Siege]

Why does Facebook need a satellite?   

Whoa. You really don't know about Facebook evil plans to dominate the teh internetz?
They wish to beat Googlez and the smartphone telecoms by creating the global wifi network around the world. They want to control access.

[Siege]

Why does Facebook need a satellite?   

To allow poor Africans to get on the internet and use Facebook.

Excellent, first social media then clean water.

You must be some kind of ztoopid.
Clean water is a by product of technological development. Yes. Facebooking would help to get clean water to pipples.

[Hamilcar]

Why does Facebook need a satellite?   

Whoa. You really don't know about Facebook evil plans to dominate the teh internetz?
They wish to beat Googlez and the smartphone telecoms by creating the global wifi network around the world. They want to control access.

At first, I was skeptical, but the gratuitous spelling of "teh internetz" has convinced me that Siege is an expert on the topic.

[HVC]

alcohol makes expert of us all

[Josquius]

Why does Facebook need a satellite?   

It's like why does God need a starship.

(Stupid Koreans.  Making autocorrect auto capitalise god)