2024 Election poll

[Valmy]

Get North Dakota. It has Fargo.

[Norgy]

So... which of the Dakotas is the least insane?

East Dakota.  You never hear of them doing anything totally insane.

Right. We'll take East Dakota and exploit it to the hilt. North and South Dakota are both full of Norwegians, and I think we have plenty of those already... hey, wait, you actually just made that state up, didn't you? 

[grumbler]

So... which of the Dakotas is the least insane?

East Dakota.  You never hear of them doing anything totally insane.

Right. We'll take East Dakota and exploit it to the hilt. North and South Dakota are both full of Norwegians, and I think we have plenty of those already... hey, wait, you actually just made that state up, didn't you? 

Made up?  It has its own Water Development District!

And its own Wiki page.

So I can honestly say that I did not make it up.

[Iormlund]

We'll take the states from the West Coast to Texas. Brace yourselves, universal healthcare incoming!

[Norgy]

Get North Dakota. It has Fargo.

I am not sure we can deal with all that crime, but we'll take the wood chipper.