President Trump - The First 100 days.

[sbr]

Day 60: Martinus is executed

#NeverHillary

[Eddie Teach]

So you're trying to prevent the second coming by voting for Hill? 

[Admiral Yi]

Jaron, do you drink a lot of Red Bull at work?

[Jaron]

We all do.

[Jaron]

So you're trying to prevent the second coming by voting for Hill? 

Your logic assumes the second coming doesn't happen either way. I, like all true believers, want it to happen but not early next year. I still have things I want to do on this Earth before I ascend.

[The Brain]

Makes sense, Trump is quite Christ-like. Owes it all to His dad, has publicly gathered disciples, will die...

[Zanza]

I think apart from a few highly visible pet projects like The Wall, a president Trump would be rather ineffective due to checks & balances. Being an outsider will make it hard for him to navigate Washington and get anything meaningful done fast.

[Tonitrus]

I think apart from a few highly visible pet projects like The Wall, a president Trump would be rather ineffective due to checks & balances. Being an outsider will make it hard for him to navigate Washington and get anything meaningful done fast.

Despite his impressive length, he is a nimble navigator. 

[Eddie Teach]

I predict Trump's Wall will never be as impressive as the one created by Roger Waters.

[Josquius]

His first task would be recovering from the stock market crash that would result from him winning the election.
Sell everything you can. Get out of the us market before its too late.

[FunkMonk]

Day 1: Trump becomes president.
Day 44: We run out of emergency supplies.
Day 59: The NRA becomes the fourth wing of government.
Day 60: Martinus is executed
Day 75: The eastern seaboard becomes its own nation under the leadership of Donald Trump. The rest of the country is cut free.
Day 80: The rest of the US unites behind the LDS prophet Thomas S. Monson and we created a theocratic republic governed out of Salt Lake City.
Day 81: Trumpland sinks into the ocean.
Day 100: Everyone becomes Mormon. The second coming of Jesus is triggered.

I agree with all of this.

[grumbler]

So you're trying to prevent the second coming by voting for Hill? 

Yes.  I've read about this second coming and don't look forward to it. What rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?

[Legbiter]

I think apart from a few highly visible pet projects like The Wall, a president Trump would be rather ineffective due to checks & balances. Being an outsider will make it hard for him to navigate Washington and get anything meaningful done fast.

Despite his impressive length, he is a nimble navigator. 

[dps]

sells Poland to Russia.

Gets a bag of turnips and a wadded up 20 dollar bill for it.

I don't think he'll be able to get the Russians to overpay that much for it.

[Hamilcar]

He will establish the position of Secretary of Dank Memes.