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Started by DGuller, June 29, 2009, 07:47:15 PM

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Capetan Mihali

#15
June 29, 2009, 10:21:04 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 29, 2009, 09:32:39 PM
:console: That's much worse.  At least I couldn't be accidentally punched to death by a jumpy robber.
It's true, but I got pseudo-robbed like you on Atlantic Ave in Atlantic City a couple of years ago, and it was more irritating in some ways.
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DGuller

#16
June 29, 2009, 10:29:32 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on June 29, 2009, 10:21:04 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 29, 2009, 09:32:39 PM
:console: That's much worse.  At least I couldn't be accidentally punched to death by a jumpy robber.
It's true, but I got pseudo-robbed like you on Atlantic Ave in Atlantic City a couple of years ago, and it was more irritating in some ways.
It certainly makes you feel like a wimp.

Capetan Mihali

#17
June 29, 2009, 10:32:36 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 29, 2009, 10:29:32 PM
It certainly makes you feel like a wimp.

:D  Nothing like confusion turning into fear turning into shame to make you feel like a man.
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
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Phillip V

#18
June 29, 2009, 11:11:14 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 29, 2009, 10:29:32 PM
It certainly makes you feel like a wimp.
Take it out on someone, preferably a small woman or child.

DGuller

#19
June 29, 2009, 11:18:54 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on June 29, 2009, 11:11:14 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 29, 2009, 10:29:32 PM
It certainly makes you feel like a wimp.
Take it out on someone, preferably a small woman or child.
What if they fight back? :unsure:

Razgovory

#21
June 30, 2009, 12:05:09 AM
Quote from: DGuller on June 29, 2009, 11:18:54 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on June 29, 2009, 11:11:14 PM
Quote from: DGuller on June 29, 2009, 10:29:32 PM
It certainly makes you feel like a wimp.
Take it out on someone, preferably a small woman or child.
What if they fight back? :unsure:

Move on to cripples.  Then coma patients.

You should have just pretended not to know English.  Go all Borat on him.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

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DisturbedPervert

#22
June 30, 2009, 12:09:30 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 30, 2009, 12:05:09 AM
You should have just pretended not to know English.  Go all Borat on him.

He should have started stripping.

DontSayBanana

#23
June 30, 2009, 12:16:03 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on June 30, 2009, 12:09:30 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 30, 2009, 12:05:09 AM
You should have just pretended not to know English.  Go all Borat on him.

He should have started stripping.

Teabagging. For when you can't get to the pepper spray/handgun/club with a nail in it. :D
Experience bij!

Razgovory

#24
June 30, 2009, 12:16:29 AM
When I would still go out side I got in a similar situation as DG here.  I bit the guy and beat him with an umbrella.  It wasn't an identical situation.  He wasn't exactly mugging me.  It was more me hiding on top of a retaining wall and waiting for him to leave the building then jumping on his back and attacking him.  But the same principle applies I think.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

#25
June 30, 2009, 04:09:41 AM
Quote from: DGuller on June 29, 2009, 08:01:22 PMDespite my best efforts, yes.  I only got a lightly bruised jaw and a heavily bruised ego.  The guy didn't have a weapon and wasn't direct with his demands, so it took me a while to realize that I should stop arguing and withdraw money from the ATM.  All that in daylight, with people walking by.

What the fuck, man?  What kind of robbery was that? Why didn't you stomp his fucking guts out?

CountDeMoney

#26
June 30, 2009, 04:16:25 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on June 29, 2009, 09:23:53 PMI got mugged a few months ago here in Phila. by a couple of young teenagers, but it's hard to argue with a gun.

Next time a dazzling urbanite pulls a gun on you, ask him if he's filed down the sight so it doesn't hurt when you shove it up his ass.  See what happens then.

Lettow77

#27
June 30, 2009, 05:32:24 AM
Trolled. I am alot better at getting robbed; more experience. But yeah, a black guy with no sort of armament robbed you? EZ, GG no RM, etc.

It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

DGuller

#28
June 30, 2009, 07:26:30 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 30, 2009, 04:09:41 AM
Quote from: DGuller on June 29, 2009, 08:01:22 PMDespite my best efforts, yes.  I only got a lightly bruised jaw and a heavily bruised ego.  The guy didn't have a weapon and wasn't direct with his demands, so it took me a while to realize that I should stop arguing and withdraw money from the ATM.  All that in daylight, with people walking by.

What the fuck, man?  What kind of robbery was that? Why didn't you stomp his fucking guts out?
Probably because I can't take on a well-muscled young black man.  And, after a punch to the jaw, I realized that continuing to tell him to get out of my face and stop pinning me against the wall might not be the best strategy either.

Warspite

#29
June 30, 2009, 07:29:39 AM
Quote from: DGuller on June 30, 2009, 07:26:30 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 30, 2009, 04:09:41 AM
Quote from: DGuller on June 29, 2009, 08:01:22 PMDespite my best efforts, yes.  I only got a lightly bruised jaw and a heavily bruised ego.  The guy didn't have a weapon and wasn't direct with his demands, so it took me a while to realize that I should stop arguing and withdraw money from the ATM.  All that in daylight, with people walking by.

What the fuck, man?  What kind of robbery was that? Why didn't you stomp his fucking guts out?
Probably because I can't take on a well-muscled young black man.  And, after a punch to the jaw, I realized that continuing to tell him to get out of my face and stop pinning me against the wall might not be the best strategy either.

Did you knee him very hard in the nuts?

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