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Started by Syt, December 06, 2015, 01:55:02 PM

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crazy canuck

#9150
April 28, 2020, 02:48:57 PM
Given the audience it has to be kept simple.

Eddie Teach

#9151
April 28, 2020, 03:58:37 PM
That was very brave of you, Syt.  :cry:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Valmy

#9152
April 28, 2020, 04:47:43 PM
I hope putting it on a blue background tricks some people :P
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Valmy

#9153
April 28, 2020, 04:50:12 PM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on April 28, 2020, 03:58:37 PM
That was very brave of you, Syt.  :cry:

Stunning and brave.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Razgovory

#9154
April 28, 2020, 06:33:19 PM
Maybe Trump will make it easier and the ballot will be filled out before you even show up.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Syt

#9155
May 05, 2020, 01:00:21 AM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Eddie Teach

#9156
May 05, 2020, 01:13:26 AM
 :lol:

I suspect the original author was taking the piss.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Habbaku

#9157
May 05, 2020, 09:02:23 AM
What's an easy 40 trillion between friends?
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Josquius

#9158
May 05, 2020, 09:05:53 AM
Gotta love these people's childlike grasp of the way the world works.
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Razgovory

#9159
May 05, 2020, 03:09:44 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on May 05, 2020, 09:02:23 AM
What's an easy 40 trillion between friends?


Does nobody notice that?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Josquius

#9160
May 06, 2020, 02:27:31 AM
It's also a genuine common problem I've observed with this sort of right wing populist. They don't get big numbers. They can't grasp the difference between a million and a billion even let alone anything bigger.
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Duque de Bragança

#9161
May 10, 2020, 07:33:43 AM


A nice sum-up of what I get sometimes. The person who posted it meant it as parody.
Almost perfect, only missing the Antichrist a.k.a Bill Gates.

Syt

#9162
May 11, 2020, 12:52:18 AM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

The Minsky Moment

#9163
May 11, 2020, 02:56:13 PM
They let all the boys in the America into one girl's bathroom.

Monstrous!
The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists.
--Joan Robinson

Valmy

#9164
May 11, 2020, 03:02:32 PM
I mean if boys are not allowed in the girl's bathrooms how are they going to get cleaned? Are all janitorial staff required to be female?

To be fair letting boys in girls restrooms is the only one of those things we actually do...but I was not aware it was a crime to enter the girl's restroom.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."
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