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Started by Syt, December 06, 2015, 01:55:02 PM

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derspiess

#1186
July 13, 2016, 10:17:24 PM
Here's one for Seedy:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

#1187
July 14, 2016, 10:28:17 AM
 :lol:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#1188
July 14, 2016, 11:07:14 AM
LOL #Paradox #Feminism

11B4V

#1189
July 14, 2016, 04:59:26 PM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Eddie Teach

#1190
July 14, 2016, 08:22:21 PM
Looks like the black guys winning.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

11B4V

#1191
July 14, 2016, 08:27:47 PM
Not for long. :P
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

11B4V

#1192
July 15, 2016, 06:21:31 PM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Duque de Bragança

#1193
July 16, 2016, 03:47:04 AM
*Trigger warning* [spoiler](for the butthurt)[/spoiler]

For the francophones :)




Grammar mistakes give it a different meaning than intended. Semantically, a mess by the end anyways.

garbon

#1195
July 18, 2016, 04:29:58 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

#1196
July 18, 2016, 04:32:04 PM
Monstrous
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#1197
July 18, 2016, 06:09:48 PM
The joke stopped being funny about 20 years ago.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

#1198
July 18, 2016, 06:11:36 PM
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#1199
July 18, 2016, 06:17:53 PM
For a moment I zought Generalmajor Val Kilmer has schprung a voodie, und zen I saw it vas just zee baby's arm.
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