News:

And we're back!

Main Menu

Has Ank gone off the deep end?

Started by Martinus, November 28, 2015, 01:44:06 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

grumbler

The Anne Franck posthumous "baptism" mattered greatly to the Jews determined to be offended.  Fuck 'em.  No disrespect was intended to extended, so if they want to get their vaginas all sandy, I'll watch and laugh.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

CountDeMoney

OK, Raz and g.  I'm retroactively baptizing you as Douchebags.  Praise Jesus and his dinnerware place settings. 

Ed Anger

#122
This thread reminds me why I don't want you retards on my facebook.

And by retards, I mean Mart.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Razgovory

Quote from: grumbler on November 29, 2015, 06:35:54 PM
Quote from: Maximus on November 29, 2015, 03:52:55 PM
So the mormons allow the mormons to do what they want to do. Nice.

Yeah. the Catholics allow the Catholics to perform ritual cannibalism, the Mormons allow the Mormon to perform ritual baptism, and so forth.  It's called religion.  It's nice for those for whom it is nice, I suppose.

And then there's you, who isn't nice for anyone.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Razgovory

Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 29, 2015, 06:43:30 PM
OK, Raz and g.  I'm retroactively baptizing you as Douchebags.  Praise Jesus and his dinnerware place settings.

I dunno what you want, They are dinguses, that's not illegal.  Well In Missouri it is, you can kill'em if you want here, as per the extermination order, but I don't think they'll hold up in court.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Jaron

Quote from: 11B4V on November 29, 2015, 02:10:52 PM
Quote from: Jaron on November 29, 2015, 01:58:49 PM
Quote from: Maximus on November 29, 2015, 12:39:49 PM
Quote from: Jaron on November 28, 2015, 10:03:56 PM
Mormons are allowed to baptize their relatives after death. The controversy comes from when they baptize someone completely unrelated to them.

It is a proxy baptism and the deceased has the choice to accept or reject it.
Allowed by whom?

The church high command

How does the deceased accept or reject it.

Presumably the proxy baptism reaches their soul and they choose to accept or deny it.
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Jaron

Quote from: Maximus on November 29, 2015, 03:52:55 PM
Quote from: Jaron on November 29, 2015, 01:58:49 PM
Quote from: Maximus on November 29, 2015, 12:39:49 PM
Quote from: Jaron on November 28, 2015, 10:03:56 PM
Mormons are allowed to baptize their relatives after death. The controversy comes from when they baptize someone completely unrelated to them.

It is a proxy baptism and the deceased has the choice to accept or reject it.
Allowed by whom?

The church high command
So the mormons allow the mormons to do what they want to do. Nice.

Is it any different for any religion?

The Mormon high council says "These are the rules we are bound by for baptisms for the dead. Do not break these rules."
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Jaron

It is also of CRITICAL importance to understand that this baptism does not make the deceased Mormon. They do not get entered into membership records.

This is a much better theology then the classic Christian "You fucked up in life. Now burn forever." -- at least here there is an opportunity for redemption.
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Jaron

Quote from: Ed Anger on November 29, 2015, 07:15:16 PM
This thread reminds me why I don't want you retards on my facebook.

And by retards, I mean Mart.

I have him on my Facebook and I'll be like talking to my co workers about some political issue of interest and in pops Martinus all "Lets put all Christians in camps."
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Scipio

Quote from: Berkut on November 28, 2015, 03:47:00 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 28, 2015, 03:45:14 PM
Quote from: Berkut on November 28, 2015, 03:17:49 PM
While I have zero problem with someone referring to a "Christmas tree", doesn't that same tolerance demand that we have no problem if someone does NOT refer to it is a Christmas tree?

In other words...can't people just fucking call it whatever they want without someone's vagina getting all sandy?

If a random dude calls a decorated tree a "Holiday tree" it's not that big a deal.  I'm free to think he's just a little too hung up and ignore him.  But it's different IMO when it's the White House doing it.  For one thing, it's not their Christmas tree.  It's our Christmas tree, the country's Christmas tree.

So call it a Christmas tree then. So what? It is YOUR Christmas tree, and feel free to call it that. I don't think Obama will be mad.

Quote

The flaky part of the Stein article is the part when he talks about God deserting us and bad things happening to us because we've turned our backs on him. 

Yeah, that is always awesome, when religious people basically shit on everyone who God decides to kill because they didn't pray hard enough.
See, God doesn't kill people. Nor do people with good theology give a shit if anyone else prays hard enough. We only care if we pray hard enough. And we mostly never do. But prayer is not for God; it is for us. Just my two cents as the token orthodox Christian on this board.
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Scipio on November 30, 2015, 12:05:43 AM
See, God doesn't kill people.

Eh, who's the one that created hurricanes and earthquakes and decaying organs?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Valmy

Quote from: grumbler on November 29, 2015, 07:45:01 AM
Quote from: Valmy on November 29, 2015, 12:54:21 AM
Doesn't hit the nail on my head. But thanks for playing.

I never mentioned you, but thanks for playing.

Um dude you were talking to me.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Jaron

Quote from: Valmy on November 30, 2015, 12:59:28 AM
Quote from: grumbler on November 29, 2015, 07:45:01 AM
Quote from: Valmy on November 29, 2015, 12:54:21 AM
Doesn't hit the nail on my head. But thanks for playing.

I never mentioned you, but thanks for playing.

Um dude you were talking to me.

And this is why you don't have the grumbler point.
Winner of THE grumbler point.

grumbler

Quote from: Valmy on November 30, 2015, 12:59:28 AM
Quote from: grumbler on November 29, 2015, 07:45:01 AM
Quote from: Valmy on November 29, 2015, 12:54:21 AM
Doesn't hit the nail on my head. But thanks for playing.

I never mentioned you, but thanks for playing.

Um dude you were talking to me.

I was posting on the board.  When I PM you, then I am talking to you.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!