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What is the best early Christian sect?

Started by Caliga, November 17, 2015, 07:44:03 PM

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What is the best early Christian sect?

Arians
3 (20%)
Borborites
1 (6.7%)
Carpocratians
2 (13.3%)
Donatists
3 (20%)
Ebionites
2 (13.3%)
Marcionites
2 (13.3%)
Montanists
0 (0%)
Sethians
1 (6.7%)
Simonians
0 (0%)
St. Thomas Christians
0 (0%)
Valentinians
0 (0%)
Docetism
1 (6.7%)

Total Members Voted: 15

PDH

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Valmy

Quote from: PDH on November 17, 2015, 11:21:27 PM
Where are the Nestorians?

Not really an early sect. They didn't come along until after Constantine right?
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Martinus

Quite a few favourites there, but I ended up voting for Carpocratians. They knew how to party.

Jaron

The foundations of the Mormon faith, which is definitely Christian, goes back to the time of ancient Israel. I think if you're going to include early Christian sects then it is fair to include Latter Day Saints.
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celedhring

Always had a soft spot for nestorians, but if they don't qualify then it's definitely the carpocratians (provided the tales of libertinism are correct and not libel from their rivals).

garbon

I stand with the Donatists. No quarter for those who renounce the faith! Also if you are condemned by Saint Augustine, you know you are doing something right.
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crazy canuck

Quote from: Caliga on November 17, 2015, 07:54:58 PM
Anyways, I've always been partial to my boy Marcion of Sinope. :cool:

I thought everyone in that part of the US was a fire and brimstone Old Testament type  :P

Eddie Teach

Quote from: crazy canuck on November 18, 2015, 08:10:03 AM
I thought everyone in that part of the US was a fire and brimstone Old Testament type  :P

You clearly haven't been listening. It's all Jesus this and Jesus that.
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crazy canuck

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 18, 2015, 08:18:09 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on November 18, 2015, 08:10:03 AM
I thought everyone in that part of the US was a fire and brimstone Old Testament type  :P

You clearly haven't been listening. It's all Jesus this and Jesus that.

With a good dose of Gays are teh Evil because the old testament tells me so

Eddie Teach

QuoteAnd it came to pass, that when Jesus had finished these sayings, he departed from Galilee, and came into the coasts of Judaea beyond Jordan;

2 And great multitudes followed him; and he healed them there.

3 The Pharisees also came unto him, tempting him, and saying unto him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife for every cause?

4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,

5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?

6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

7 They say unto him, Why did Moses then command to give a writing of divorcement, and to put her away?

8 He saith unto them, Moses because of the hardness of your hearts suffered you to put away your wives: but from the beginning it was not so.

Not a condemnation of homosexuality, exactly, but it is a positive assertion of heteronormativity.
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crazy canuck

ok, but that has nothing to do with all the bible thumpers citing the Old Testament to support their social conservatism.

Eddie Teach

The Testaments are generally in agreement regarding social conservative issues.
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