Climate Change/Mass Extinction Megathread

Started by Syt, November 17, 2015, 05:50:30 AM

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viper37

Quote from: Valmy on November 06, 2018, 11:21:41 AM
Alabama? Maybe. Tennessee is in the mountains though :P
I meant people from the coastal areas move inland.  "blue states".  Not the ocean.  Though I realize the double meaning now :P
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crazy canuck

Quote from: Tamas on November 06, 2018, 06:32:31 AM
Quote from: Syt on November 06, 2018, 06:19:59 AM
I think we're on the cusp of major changes. The climate will get worse before it gets better. If it gets better - no one wants to really do anything as long as it threatens a country's economic development and competitiveness.

And making it better and/or adapting will require major changes across the entirety of society and will create a huge upheaval either way. EU and US will have to significantly strengthen their borders. Question is what happens when they face their own migrants, e.g. if parts of Spain or Italy become unsustainable to live in, or if US coastal cities are flooded?

If that happens I'll go and open a pub in Canada near the North-West Passage. We'll serve authentic goulash. Made out of moose.

You can come to North Vancouver.  We are on a mountain so sea level rise won't be so bad, and our climate is becoming like Southern California.

Eddie Teach

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crazy canuck

Quote from: Eddie Teach on November 06, 2018, 05:14:12 PM
He probably can't afford Vancouver.

You may have missed this part

We'll serve authentic goulash

PDH

I live on a hill, about 43 feet up and two blocks from the ocean.  When I am old I will live on an island.
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Syt

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Valmy

This has been said every single winter since the mid-80s.

Using those click bait terms complete with RANDOM CAPITALIZING is really disheartening.
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Eddie Teach

Well, he is stuck in Washington when he'd rather be in Florida.  :hmm:
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garbon

Quote from: Eddie Teach on November 22, 2018, 03:11:08 AM
Well, he is stuck in Washington when he'd rather be in Florida.  :hmm:

He went to Florida on Tuesday.
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Solmyr

Can you somehow get him to go to Florida when a hurricane strikes there? Preferably for a beach vacation.

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mongers

Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 23, 2018, 09:19:53 PM
Feds release a new report saying we're fucked.

https://www.theatlantic.com/amp/article/576589/

But we're are not, some other people, some other place, they'll more often than not be poorer people in marginal places; relatively wealthy people will do ok, money will generally overcome the inconveniences.

Just depends how much you're prepared to turn a blind eye to the suffering of others?
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Valmy

Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 23, 2018, 09:19:53 PM
Feds release a new report saying we're fucked.

https://www.theatlantic.com/amp/article/576589/

Unless we are not. But shocking Tim is doing the doom and gloom and WE'RE ALL DOOMED shit. I thought we all died from that epidemic.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

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jimmy olsen

Quote from: mongers on November 23, 2018, 09:46:55 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 23, 2018, 09:19:53 PM
Feds release a new report saying we're fucked.

https://www.theatlantic.com/amp/article/576589/

But we're are not, some other people, some other place, they'll more often than not be poorer people in marginal places; relatively wealthy people will do ok, money will generally overcome the inconveniences.

Just depends how much you're prepared to turn a blind eye to the suffering of others?

Florida ia going to be devastated
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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