Americans enfeebled by reality TV shows and Katy Perry songs

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crazy canuck

#30
July 06, 2015, 02:58:47 PM
Quote from: Malthus on July 06, 2015, 02:29:58 PM
Ungrammatical sign cost a man his life?  :P

"No swimming alligators" - oh good, there are no alligators swimming here! Must be perfectly safe then.  :D

http://gawker.com/fuck-that-alligator-man-killed-seconds-after-mocking-1715887134

It is not entirely clear from the article whether he could read or not.  What is clear is that no one was going to tell him what to do.  LIBERTY!

Valmy

#31
July 06, 2015, 03:09:25 PM
Without freedom the King of England could walk right in here and stop you from swimming in alligator infested waters.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Malthus

#32
July 06, 2015, 03:12:26 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 06, 2015, 03:09:25 PM
Without freedom the King of England could walk right in here and stop you from swimming in alligator infested waters.

Having a Royal as a lifeguard would require one to work. That would never do.  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

The Brain

#33
July 06, 2015, 03:13:34 PM
I was in the Lifeguards. :)
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Admiral Yi

#34
July 06, 2015, 04:17:43 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 05, 2015, 11:29:37 PM
What the hell is thunder thighs?

Disproportionately large thighs.  Can be, but don't have to be muscular.

Selma Hayek is a good example IMO.

lustindarkness

#35
July 06, 2015, 04:30:58 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 06, 2015, 04:17:43 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 05, 2015, 11:29:37 PM
What the hell is thunder thighs?

Disproportionately large thighs.  Can be, but don't have to be muscular.

Selma Hayek is a good example IMO.

Yi, GTFO of this thread, and stay out.  :mad:
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Razgovory

#36
July 06, 2015, 04:36:35 PM
Quote from: dps on July 06, 2015, 12:37:30 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 05, 2015, 07:12:02 PM
The moose crossing one easy to figure out and I think I get the jist of the the sleeping person and the egg.  The fiddle head sign, and the sign with the barn and cowboy are inscrutable.  The fish sign is beyond my ability to understand.

The fiddlehead sigh would seem to mean, "Warning!  Road becomes death spiral ahead"

Attention: Non-Euclidean Geometry for the next 10 miles.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Razgovory

#37
July 06, 2015, 04:38:10 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 06, 2015, 03:09:25 PM
Without freedom the King of England could walk right in here and stop you from swimming in alligator infested waters.

I imagine Viper feels the same way.  Another example of British colonialism.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

jimmy olsen

#38
July 06, 2015, 05:48:22 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 06, 2015, 02:58:47 PM
Quote from: Malthus on July 06, 2015, 02:29:58 PM
Ungrammatical sign cost a man his life?  :P

"No swimming alligators" - oh good, there are no alligators swimming here! Must be perfectly safe then.  :D

http://gawker.com/fuck-that-alligator-man-killed-seconds-after-mocking-1715887134

It is not entirely clear from the article whether he could read or not.  What is clear is that no one was going to tell him what to do.  LIBERTY!
I believe I read he was a nuclear physicist.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Tonitrus

#39
July 06, 2015, 05:50:46 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 06, 2015, 05:48:22 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 06, 2015, 02:58:47 PM
Quote from: Malthus on July 06, 2015, 02:29:58 PM
Ungrammatical sign cost a man his life?  :P

"No swimming alligators" - oh good, there are no alligators swimming here! Must be perfectly safe then.  :D

http://gawker.com/fuck-that-alligator-man-killed-seconds-after-mocking-1715887134

It is not entirely clear from the article whether he could read or not.  What is clear is that no one was going to tell him what to do.  LIBERTY!
I believe I read he was a nuclear physicist.

That's just the other end of the stupid->pompous scale.

viper37

#40
July 06, 2015, 09:10:10 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 06, 2015, 04:38:10 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 06, 2015, 03:09:25 PM
Without freedom the King of England could walk right in here and stop you from swimming in alligator infested waters.

I imagine Viper feels the same way.  Another example of British colonialism.
there are no alligators or crocodiles in Quebec :)
Afaik, no Great White ever spotted in the St-Lawrence either.
No deadly spiders.
No deadly snakes.
No deadly insects.

This is paradise, I'm telling you.
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Razgovory

#41
July 06, 2015, 09:27:54 PM
What about bears?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

lustindarkness

#42
July 06, 2015, 09:59:06 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 06, 2015, 09:27:54 PM
What about bears?

They also have thick legs.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

viper37

#43
July 06, 2015, 10:48:47 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 06, 2015, 09:27:54 PM
What about bears?
I think they're restricted to Montreal's gay village, but you should ask Grallon to be sure.
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Valmy

#44
July 07, 2015, 07:34:48 AM
Quote from: viper37 on July 06, 2015, 09:10:10 PM
there are no alligators or crocodiles in Quebec :)
Afaik, no Great White ever spotted in the St-Lawrence either.
No deadly spiders.
No deadly snakes.
No deadly insects.

This is paradise, I'm telling you.

Cold places would be wonderful if ice and snow were not such a pain in the ass to deal with.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."
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