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MadImmortalMan

#47940
March 18, 2015, 04:08:17 PM
Is that the Downton office guy?
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

garbon

#47941
March 18, 2015, 04:10:36 PM
Yeah.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Martinus

#47942
March 18, 2015, 04:10:59 PM

Martinus

#47943
March 18, 2015, 04:11:23 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 18, 2015, 04:07:04 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 18, 2015, 04:00:26 PM
So, Aaron Schock resigned (great name, by the way) over bringing a "full time photographer"/male companion on a full paid Congress trip.

I think it was all the expenses, particularly the plane flight and the reimbursed mileage that was like double the miles he had on his personal car. I had to look specifically for a bit about the photographer to come / apparently that was early on in the scandal.

edit: And sure he had a worked out body but I think in general he looked a bit goofy.

He kinda is my type.  :blush:

I found him hot before seeing him out of his suit.

jimmy olsen

#47944
March 18, 2015, 06:26:21 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 18, 2015, 01:36:52 PM
Parliament vs. Petain...
Now this is classic Languish. Maybe the Mods should cut this discussion out and make it its own thread.  :bowler:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Capetan Mihali

#47945
March 18, 2015, 06:31:49 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 18, 2015, 06:26:21 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 18, 2015, 01:36:52 PM
Parliament vs. Petain...
Now this is classic Languish. Maybe the Mods should cut this discussion out and make it its own thread.  :bowler:

Its own...megathread, by any chance? :hmm: :shutup:
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Valmy

#47946
March 18, 2015, 06:33:15 PM
We should. Parliament vs. Petain death match.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

mongers

#47947
March 18, 2015, 06:35:50 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on March 18, 2015, 06:31:49 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 18, 2015, 06:26:21 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 18, 2015, 01:36:52 PM
Parliament vs. Petain...
Now this is classic Languish. Maybe the Mods should cut this discussion out and make it its own thread.  :bowler:

Its own...megathread, by any chance? :hmm: :shutup:

The Mega incongruity absorption thread perhaps?

http://languish.org/forums/index.php/topic,12639.new.html#new
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Admiral Yi

#47948
March 18, 2015, 06:40:12 PM
Perhaps not.

Martinus

#47949
March 19, 2015, 02:30:37 AM
Quote from: Valmy on March 18, 2015, 06:33:15 PM
We should. Parliament vs. Petain death match.

Parliament should be a superhero with a special power allowing him to turn into a flock of vicious owls with poisonous detachable quill-like feathers.

Petain would be a giant robot that can lay railway tracks in real time with his giant robotic tracks and hurl trains at his opponent.

:nerd:

garbon

#47950
March 19, 2015, 06:54:17 AM
When your packet of Splenda features a pun. :weep:

QuotePlain yogurt, granola, berries and SPLENDA No Calorie Sweetner. The parfait ending!
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Syt

#47951
March 19, 2015, 07:00:41 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 19, 2015, 06:54:17 AM
When your packet of Splenda features a pun. :weep:

QuotePlain yogurt, granola, berries and SPLENDA No Calorie Sweetner. The parfait ending!

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

The Larch

#47952
March 19, 2015, 07:27:39 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 19, 2015, 06:54:17 AM
When your packet of Splenda features a pun. :weep:

QuotePlain yogurt, granola, berries and SPLENDA No Calorie Sweetner. The parfait ending!

Welcome to England!  :bowler:

garbon

#47953
March 19, 2015, 07:56:43 AM
Actually the Splenda packets I'd bought in the US and brought over the leftovers. -_-
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

mongers

#47954
March 19, 2015, 08:16:54 AM
Quote from: garbon on March 19, 2015, 07:56:43 AM
Actually the Splenda packets I'd bought in the US and brought over the leftovers. -_-

What is Splenda?
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"
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