The Off Topic Topic

[Syt]

For a few weeks now I've seen a kestrel (small falcon) glide past my office window once or twice a day, basically 3 meters from where I sit.

[Josquius]

For a few weeks now I've seen a kestrel (small falcon) glide past my office window once or twice a day, basically 3 meters from where I sit.

When shall you feast?

[derspiess]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

My a/c unit went out. 

I thought mine did as well yesterday but flipping a breaker switch brought it back to life.

[derspiess]

Sure.  Hell, why would you want to watch a woman have an orgasm by herself at all?  What's in it for you?

The Spice: he judges you while you masturbate.

Maybe I misunderstand biology, but I didn't realize a woman could orgasm from fellating a dildo.  Thought it had to go in a different hole.

[Malthus]

Sure.  Hell, why would you want to watch a woman have an orgasm by herself at all?  What's in it for you?

The Spice: he judges you while you masturbate.

Maybe I misunderstand biology, but I didn't realize a woman could orgasm from fellating a dildo.  Thought it had to go in a different hole.

I guess you never watched that scientific documentary, Deep Throat. 

[Ideologue]

Sure.  Hell, why would you want to watch a woman have an orgasm by herself at all?  What's in it for you?

The Spice: he judges you while you masturbate.

Maybe I misunderstand biology, but I didn't realize a woman could orgasm from fellating a dildo.  Thought it had to go in a different hole.

Maybe it jazzes her up.  Maybe she likes sucking cock.  Maybe it's a, you know, performance by an actor.

[Admiral Yi]

We understand it's a performance.  We're critiquing the script.

[Ideologue]

Acceptable.

[Syt]

The hotel where Putin is staying during his visit in Vienna? Ritz-Carlton. *snicker*

[crazy canuck]

I thought he was older given he has accomplished stuff.
I feel super old

How old are you?

27. Nearly 28. I am at the place a 21 year old should be.

My sister is same age as you. She is where 18 years old are, she's been there for 15 years(started early). Everyone moves at their own pace. Don't fret.

My sister never really left that stage.  40ish is the new 20!

[derspiess]

The hotel where Putin is staying during his visit in Vienna? Ritz-Carlton. *snicker*

I've only stayed at one of those but it was pretty nice.

[Syt]

So the story about a 3 year old getting kicked out of KFC because of her scars from a dog attack? Might be fabricated.

http://www.grubstreet.com/2014/06/kfc-victoria-wilcher-hoax.html?mid=facebook_nymag

Report Suggests Grandmother Fabricated Claim That KFC Kicked Out 3-Year-Old Girl

A source "with deep knowledge" of KFC's ongoing investigation of an incident that allegedly took place at a Mississippi store says the chain has pored over surveillance footage but has failed to spot Victoria Wilcher, the 3-year-old girl who was allegedly asked to leave the restaurant with her grandmother because her scarred face was "disrupting customers." In addition to prompting an investigation, news of the alleged incident inspired an outpouring of financial support from strangers, and even the fast-food chain donated $30,000 toward Wilcher's medical bills. Now, however, two managers at KFC's Jackson locations say they've weathered several death threats over the ousting, and a source says no such incident ever happened; the girl grandmother's never purchased sweet tea and mashed potatoes with gravy at the restaurant, or any of its other local franchises.

The chain will release its findings next week and reiterates that Victoria will get her money regardless. In the meantime, a family member who is managing a Facebook page about Wilcher has written that she was mistaken about the location, which she says was incorrectly identified. "Please do not believe untrue media," reads a Facebook post that addresses claims the whole incident was fabricated to raise funds for the girl, who was attacked by three of her grandfather's ten pit bulls last month.

While KFC's official comment is pending, Dick West, owner of the franchise where the incident allegedly occurred, is openly skeptical. "At this point their story is full of holes. Any thinking person who follows their timeline can see it," he says.

[Syt]

From the royal visit to Northern Ireland:

[Admiral Yi]

  Looks like a phrenologist's wet dream.

[Malthus]

So the story about a 3 year old getting kicked out of KFC because of her scars from a dog attack? Might be fabricated.

http://www.grubstreet.com/2014/06/kfc-victoria-wilcher-hoax.html?mid=facebook_nymag

Report Suggests Grandmother Fabricated Claim That KFC Kicked Out 3-Year-Old Girl

A source "with deep knowledge" of KFC's ongoing investigation of an incident that allegedly took place at a Mississippi store says the chain has pored over surveillance footage but has failed to spot Victoria Wilcher, the 3-year-old girl who was allegedly asked to leave the restaurant with her grandmother because her scarred face was "disrupting customers." In addition to prompting an investigation, news of the alleged incident inspired an outpouring of financial support from strangers, and even the fast-food chain donated $30,000 toward Wilcher's medical bills. Now, however, two managers at KFC's Jackson locations say they've weathered several death threats over the ousting, and a source says no such incident ever happened; the girl grandmother's never purchased sweet tea and mashed potatoes with gravy at the restaurant, or any of its other local franchises.

The chain will release its findings next week and reiterates that Victoria will get her money regardless. In the meantime, a family member who is managing a Facebook page about Wilcher has written that she was mistaken about the location, which she says was incorrectly identified. "Please do not believe untrue media," reads a Facebook post that addresses claims the whole incident was fabricated to raise funds for the girl, who was attacked by three of her grandfather's ten pit bulls last month.

While KFC's official comment is pending, Dick West, owner of the franchise where the incident allegedly occurred, is openly skeptical. "At this point their story is full of holes. Any thinking person who follows their timeline can see it," he says.

Let's see.

Gramps has 10 pit bulls.

They maul little grandkid's face.

Grandma then pulls a sympathy scam on KFC.

Sounds like a delightful family.