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Josquius

Quote from: Syt on July 22, 2013, 11:57:25 PM


:lol:
Americans seem to be the ones doing most of the caring about this sort of thing though. :lol:
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Razgovory

Quote from: Syt on July 22, 2013, 11:57:25 PM


:lol:

Weird, I said the same thing to my dad as we watched the evening news.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Valmy

Quote from: Syt on July 22, 2013, 11:57:25 PM
:lol:

Well clearly not we have always eaten this stuff up.  Anachronisms plus celebrities is just too heady a brew for us.
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Quote from: Syt on July 22, 2013, 10:26:24 PM


If girls inherit equally, then why are #5 and #8 ahead of #11?

And who the fuck are #5 and #8?

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katmai

Andrew was the one maried to Fergie iirc.
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Habbaku

The Onion's coverage of the royal baby nonsense has been fantastic.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

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katmai

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Lettow77

The poop that was promised plopped in the bowl
absent fanfare or attendant applause
this formless clump carried a noble role
exiled from home to serve its master's cause

After forcing it out of myself
I was loathe to send it down to the depths
poor recompense for saving my health,
this poor brown baby left out on the steps

Ugly but faithful, like a mormon wife
I could not bear to see it go
That mishappen mound may have saved my life
my little chocolate quasimodo

Unflushed, my semisolid saint endures over all
Until such time as another comes into the stall
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

The Larch

Quote from: Habbaku on July 23, 2013, 01:51:11 AM
The Onion's coverage of the royal baby nonsense has been fantastic.


Liep

Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 23, 2013, 01:36:40 AM
If girls inherit equally, then why are #5 and #8 ahead of #11?

And who the fuck are #5 and #8?

I suspect it's as Sheilbh said, it's still male preference primogeniture until the commonwealth formalises it.
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Caliga

Quote from: Lettow77 on July 23, 2013, 03:18:33 AM
The poop that was promised plopped in the bowl
absent fanfare or attendant applause
this formless clump carried a noble role
exiled from home to serve its master's cause

After forcing it out of myself
I was loathe to send it down to the depths
poor recompense for saving my health,
this poor brown baby left out on the steps

Ugly but faithful, like a mormon wife
I could not bear to see it go
That mishappen mound may have saved my life
my little chocolate quasimodo

Unflushed, my semisolid saint endures over all
Until such time as another comes into the stall
That was beautiful.
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derspiess

Quote from: Caliga on July 23, 2013, 05:05:41 AM
Quote from: Lettow77 on July 23, 2013, 03:18:33 AM
The poop that was promised plopped in the bowl
absent fanfare or attendant applause
this formless clump carried a noble role
exiled from home to serve its master's cause

After forcing it out of myself
I was loathe to send it down to the depths
poor recompense for saving my health,
this poor brown baby left out on the steps

Ugly but faithful, like a mormon wife
I could not bear to see it go
That mishappen mound may have saved my life
my little chocolate quasimodo

Unflushed, my semisolid saint endures over all
Until such time as another comes into the stall
That was beautiful.

That's actually some of Lettuce's better work.
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