The Off Topic Topic

[Admiral Yi]

I wonder how common it is in Japan for a teacher to diddle a student, given that every single piece of porn in that country revolves around tying up school girls.

[CountDeMoney]

given that every single piece of porn in that country revolves around tying up school girls.

OF WHICH THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG

[derspiess]

How likely are Japanese men to act that out, though?

[Admiral Yi]

How likely are Japanese men to act that out, though?

Copping a feel in the subway is endemic.  But generally not likely.

I'm wondering about the particular case of teachers.  Every day at work it's like your on the set of a porno.

[Josquius]

I wonder how common it is in Japan for a teacher to diddle a student, given that every single piece of porn in that country revolves around tying up school girls.

Very common in the past. Less so these days but it happens, there was a big scandle about it in another prefecture a few years back.
I recall at the last staff party however that a bunch of male teachers were intently discussing the relative hotness of the kids

[Phillip V]

I wonder how common it is in Japan for a teacher to diddle a student, given that every single piece of porn in that country revolves around tying up school girls.

Very common in the past. Less so these days but it happens, there was a big scandle about it in another prefecture a few years back.
I recall at the last staff party however that a bunch of male teachers were intently discussing the relative hotness of the kids

What words did they use?

[Ideologue]

I wonder how common it is in Japan for a teacher to diddle a student, given that every single piece of porn in that country revolves around tying up school girls.

Not every.  Don't be racist.  At least 5% involves cumming on newsreaders, and another 5% involves groping women in trains until they let you fuck them.

(As an aside, how do they do those?  A train set?  Is it a real train?  How do you get the permits?  Mustn't everyone on the set/aboard be paid off?  Everyone pretends not to notice, but that is impossible.  $50 seems like the minimum for a couple of hours of standing around [forget that someone's having sex next to you].  Isn't that terribly expensive?  And finally, wouldn't it actually be hotter if your suspension of disbelief could be maintained and it was just a quick, discreet handjob, instead of full-blown, even occasionally acrobatic intercourse of a half-hour's duration?  If anything ever cried out for a making-of featurette, it's Arachnophobie.  But if two things ever cried out for making of featurettes, it's Arachnophobia and Japanese train sex pornography.)

[CountDeMoney]

Hey Tyr,

Quick question:  considering the sheer amount of aforementioned uniform bondage pornography in Japanese culture, do Japanese chicks know how prevalent that sort of porn actually is and if so, what is their opinion of it? And are they aware of the fact that if they're in a relationship that there's a significant and substantial possibility they're gonna get their almond-eyed asses tied up?  And if so, could you describe their opinion of that very distinct possibility, with as many adjectives as possible?

Sincerely,
Kurious Komodo

[Josquius]

Its not really all that prevelant. Theres absolutely huge amounts of incredibly soft, soft, stuff. Probally the most popular stuff is very soft.
Its just the weird stuff is entertaining to foreign eyes so that's the only side people overseas ever really see.
Most Japanese people aren't aware that bukake has a funny meaning in addition to its usual meaning for a sort of noodles.

What words did they use?

Well, the usual, nothing too vulgar considering it was with co-workers.

[Ideologue]

Its not really all that prevelant. Theres absolutely huge amounts of incredibly soft, soft, stuff. Probally the most popular stuff is very soft.
Its just the weird stuff is entertaining to foreign eyes so that's the only side people overseas ever really see.
Most Japanese people aren't aware that bukake has a funny meaning in addition to its usual meaning for a sort of noodles.

Nonsense.  It's an everyday word in America.

Everyday for me, anyway.

[Grey Fox]

Wait, bukake is a sort of noodle?

[Josquius]

Yeah. Its true meaning is a style of noodles where the soup gets poured over the noodles iirc. This is what most Japanese people know the word as meaning.
Most foreigners of course only know the word as meaning the other thing.

[garbon]

That "other thing".

[Ideologue]

Japan's most profound and meaningful artform.

[Eddie Teach]

Japan's most profound and meaningful artform.

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