The Off Topic Topic

[fhdz]

Operation Market Numbnuts has begun. 
Walked in tonight, and Dumbass dropped herself right into the middle of the 2nd SS Puddytat Division, and promptly caught a 1-2-3-2 combination in the fucking snout.

They never learn, either.

All she wants to do is chew on something and wag that damned tail.  Wag, wag, wag, chew, chew, chew.

Barked at a streetlamp outside. A streetlamp. For no reason.
Had a toad startle the shit out of her, and followed it all the way down the sidewalk, bobbing her head like a fool with every hop.
Bolted straight for the cat again, tried to herd her.  Cat hissed and hauled ass.  She doesnt do herding.

Goofy ass dog. If she could learn to shit in a box, she'd almost be worth something.

To be fair, a cat would follow the toad too.

[CountDeMoney]

Cat would follow the toad, murder it, crucify its body in the garden as a message to its buddies.

Dog would try to rub her ass on it.

[fhdz]

Cat would follow the toad, murder it, crucify its body in the garden as a message to its buddies.

Dog would try to rub her ass on it.

To each his or her own.

[Jacob]

Barked at a streetlamp outside. A streetlamp. For no reason.

What do you mean "no reason"?

It was a streetlamp. Right there. A streetlamp. Looking suspicious. Best thing to bark at it. Just to be sure.

[Eddie Teach]

Yeah, gotta side with the dog here, can't trust those things.

[merithyn]

Dear god in heaven, I have nothing - NOTHING - to do at the office. I've had nothing to do all week, and it looks like it's only going to get worse on Friday.



I could be getting my house clean, damnit!

[katmai]

Uh huh mrs allergies.

[garbon]

Vacation in 1.5 hours!

[merithyn]

Uh huh mrs allergies.

Still gotta' get done... allergies or no.

Which, by the way, is Backroom fodder.

[Liep]

Vacation in 1.5 hours!

Travelling anywhere?

[merithyn]

Vacation in 1.5 hours!

Oooo! Have fun! Going anywhere interesting?

[fhdz]

Vacation in 1.5 hours!

I'm going to the Timbers game tonight. I think we're going camping this weekend too.

[Eddie Teach]

Uh huh mrs allergies.

Still gotta' get done... allergies or no.

Which, by the way, is Backroom fodder.

CLEAR TEH AIR!

so Meri can breathe. 

[Admiral Yi]

Purge the Bean.

[katmai]

Uh huh mrs allergies.

Still gotta' get done... allergies or no.

Which, by the way, is Backroom fodder.

Like you bring a medical marvel to be even breathing is only known in TBR