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derspiess

#27390
May 31, 2013, 11:58:37 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on May 31, 2013, 11:54:50 AM
Quote from: derspiess on May 31, 2013, 11:51:54 AM
QuoteI'll take a beaner over that.

:blink:

What's so weird about that?

Why do you ask, Mr. Hypersensitive?

Era un chiste.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

#27391
May 31, 2013, 12:31:30 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 31, 2013, 11:27:16 AM
But seriously people stop moving here.

Well don't worry about me. I don't even have a desire to visit Texas.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Habbaku

#27392
May 31, 2013, 12:43:11 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 31, 2013, 11:58:37 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on May 31, 2013, 11:54:50 AM
Quote from: derspiess on May 31, 2013, 11:51:54 AM
QuoteI'll take a beaner over that.

:blink:

What's so weird about that?

Why do you ask, Mr. Hypersensitive?

Era un chiste.

Because I'm curious as to how anyone could prefer white trash over just about anyone else, Mr. Blinky Eyes.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Malthus

#27393
May 31, 2013, 01:10:28 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on May 31, 2013, 09:59:39 AM
:huh: You gotta see this. WTF, Mongers explanation please. You're an excersie guru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew

It works - do it once a day, and feel the pounds of unsightly dignity just melt away.  :D

Edit: I wonder why comments atre disabled.  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Iormlund

#27394
May 31, 2013, 01:27:39 PM
Today's been really weird.

It was our last day at work, and I find myself unemployed for the first time ever. I don't think my brain has quite grasped the concept yet. Curiously enough I think the one who took it worse was my boss. You could tell that both him and the CEO were ashamed that this had come to pass.
My now former mates got me a smartphone, which was nice, since I'd probably never get one for myself.
And when all that was over, I got to see and chat for hours with my brother, who's been living in Turkey with his fiancee for a couple years now.

Yeah, definitely a weird day.

Syt

#27395
May 31, 2013, 01:41:17 PM
 :hug:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

merithyn

#27396
May 31, 2013, 01:41:47 PM
I'm sorry, Iorm. :(
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

derspiess

#27397
May 31, 2013, 01:50:01 PM
Quote from: Iormlund on May 31, 2013, 01:27:39 PM
Today's been really weird.

It was our last day at work, and I find myself unemployed for the first time ever. I don't think my brain has quite grasped the concept yet. Curiously enough I think the one who took it worse was my boss. You could tell that both him and the CEO were ashamed that this had come to pass.
My now former mates got me a smartphone, which was nice, since I'd probably never get one for myself.
And when all that was over, I got to see and chat for hours with my brother, who's been living in Turkey with his fiancee for a couple years now.

Yeah, definitely a weird day.

:(

Had that happen a couple times.  Definitely sucks, but in both cases I kept myself afloat by thinking of all the annoyances I was leaving behind. 
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Admiral Yi

#27398
May 31, 2013, 01:51:30 PM
 :(

You get any kind of severance Eeyor?

MadImmortalMan

#27399
May 31, 2013, 01:52:39 PM
Quote from: Iormlund on May 31, 2013, 01:27:39 PM
Today's been really weird.

It was our last day at work, and I find myself unemployed for the first time ever. I don't think my brain has quite grasped the concept yet. Curiously enough I think the one who took it worse was my boss. You could tell that both him and the CEO were ashamed that this had come to pass.
My now former mates got me a smartphone, which was nice, since I'd probably never get one for myself.
And when all that was over, I got to see and chat for hours with my brother, who's been living in Turkey with his fiancee for a couple years now.

Yeah, definitely a weird day.


Don't blow the opportunity to have a little fun with your free time while you can.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Caliga

#27400
May 31, 2013, 01:57:29 PM
 :hmm: Did your company go bust or something?
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

The Brain

#27401
May 31, 2013, 02:09:35 PM
Slutpack?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

CountDeMoney

#27402
May 31, 2013, 02:25:32 PM
Quote from: Iormlund on May 31, 2013, 01:27:39 PM
Curiously enough I think the one who took it worse was my boss. You could tell that both him and the CEO were ashamed that this had come to pass.

No, not as much as you'd think.

derspiess

#27403
May 31, 2013, 02:31:10 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 31, 2013, 02:25:32 PM
Quote from: Iormlund on May 31, 2013, 01:27:39 PM
Curiously enough I think the one who took it worse was my boss. You could tell that both him and the CEO were ashamed that this had come to pass.

No, not as much as you'd think.

Not everyone is heartless, Seedy.

I mean, everyone at *my* company is, but...
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Eddie Teach

#27404
May 31, 2013, 02:32:50 PM
Just because Seedy's CEO cried all the way to the bank.  :hmm:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?
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