The Off Topic Topic

[derspiess]

Poor girl.

I know.  But somehow she still pulls it off

[derspiess]

Hair color can change as you get older.  When I was young I had blond hair but now it is brown.  Some of your or her relatives probably had similar colored hair when they were her age.

Nobody can think of anyone.  My wife's cousin has red hair but that came from her mom, who is not a blood relative of my wife.

[ulmont]

How does it work?  I'm trying to figure out how my daughter got red hair (looks auburn in low light but you can really see the red on a sunny day).  Nobody in my family or hers has red hair.  And she looks like me so no wisecracks about the milkman.

Googling suggests it's just a couple of recessive genes.

[Ed Anger]

That comic turned me on.

He's not married to both of them at the same time.

I would never marry a blonde.

[Ed Anger]

Plus, I should be able to have multiple wives. Get over your hang ups society.

[derspiess]

How does it work?  I'm trying to figure out how my daughter got red hair (looks auburn in low light but you can really see the red on a sunny day).  Nobody in my family or hers has red hair.  And she looks like me so no wisecracks about the milkman.

Googling suggests it's just a couple of recessive genes.

That reminds me of one of my favorite Awkward Family Photos:

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2012/09/05/red-dawn/



"Recessive just got dominant."

[Ed Anger]

I saw that family at Cracker Barrel last week!

[derspiess]

I saw that family at Cracker Barrel last week!

I'm pretty sure they went to my church in the 70s.

[fhdz]

He looks super happy!

[derspiess]

He looks super happy!

"Jim, sneer at the camera a bit more.  Perfect!" <snap>

[Grey Fox]

Red hair can't have a child with hair that blonde (even if she cheated on brown hair with a Swede), red hair is incomplete dominate and would result in a child with strawberry blonde hair if the father was blonde, or auburn if he was a brunette.

That's not how it works.

How does it work?  I'm trying to figure out how my daughter got red hair (looks auburn in low light but you can really see the red on a sunny day).  Nobody in my family or hers has red hair.  And she looks like me so no wisecracks about the milkman.

First both women are white so netheir color is their natural hair color. Same can be said of the dude, maybe he was graying early & dyed is hair starting his midlife crisis early & that's why he left his first family.

Only the original little girl, with her blond hair, is authentic. Blonde hair is common in small kids too.

[CountDeMoney]

Yet you refuse to use them.

Yes, I completely refuse to get hired.  You fucking French nigger.

[Grey Fox]

Yet you refuse to use them.

Yes, I completely refuse to get hired.  You fucking French nigger.

Don't be daft. Just go back to being a bounty hunter.

[Eddie Teach]

Poor girl.

I know.  But somehow she still pulls it off

Eh, as long as she stays away from the UK, red hair is always in greater demand than supply.

[Tonitrus]

I have marketable skills.  I'm in a fucking bunny suit.  So fuck you, Inhumane Resources.

Is this it?