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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Ideologue

One $15 on a $10 scratch-off.  LET IT RIDE.
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: The Larch on March 25, 2013, 10:39:57 AM
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Quote from: The Larch on March 25, 2013, 10:24:33 AM
Whaaaaaat? Spain is now more productive than Germany? Either it's time to gloat massively or that was terribly calculated.  :lol:

Actually not totally counterintuitive.  It's pretty common in countries that are suffering massive unemployment for the people who still have jobs to produce a shitload.

If that's the reason then Portugal is trully fucked.
The Ambassador makes that clear often enough.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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lustindarkness

Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Liep

So my company threw another billion away, this time on a ticket system, which is already outdated. They used more current technology on Mallorca when I visited in 2002.

Yay!
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

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CountDeMoney

Man, 4:39am comes pretty fucking early when you have to wear a bunny suit for two television stations.

Fucking shareholder value.

jimmy olsen

Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2013, 03:40:19 AM
Man, 4:39am comes pretty fucking early when you have to wear a bunny suit for two television stations.

Fucking shareholder value.
:hmm: :yeahright:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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katmai

Your ass best be DVR'ing for world to see
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

CountDeMoney


Syt

Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2013, 03:40:19 AM
Man, 4:39am comes pretty fucking early when you have to wear a bunny suit for two television stations.

Fucking shareholder value.

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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CountDeMoney

Yeah, that's pretty much it.

Lettow77

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 I wrote this sonnet with less polish and effort than most- it was just for fun.



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"Poop Poop!" came the exclamation
From the eligible gentleman of the Wood
That incourigible amphibian,
whose wants are many, and his money good

Gold sovereigns command a compelling sway
An imperious call in pursuit of treasure
Which the grasping poor can't help but obey
Gold our hero had, by every measure

And so though he rotted in a jail
The warden's daughter, seeking elevation
Found her favors were in fact for sale
For a small pecuniary consideration

"poop poop" he spluttered, his eyes bulging wide
Mister Toad's Wild Ride
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

CountDeMoney

1 down, 1 to go.

Oh, the huge manatee.

Caliga

Quote from: Lettow77 on March 26, 2013, 05:49:08 AM
I wrote this sonnet with less polish and effort than most- it was just for fun.
Less sonnet writing, more learning of marketable skills PLZ.
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

CountDeMoney

I have marketable skills.  I'm in a fucking bunny suit.  So fuck you, Inhumane Resources.

Grey Fox

Yet you refuse to use them.
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