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DisturbedPervert

Finally, a realistic end of the world movie is being made    :menace:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uylcyx3Obcw

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jimmy olsen

Quote from: DisturbedPervert on June 16, 2009, 02:46:21 AM
Finally, a realistic end of the world movie is being made    :menace:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uylcyx3Obcw

:lmfao:

I got to agree with the commenter nitramyar

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Aaaaaargh! The STUPID...it BURNS!
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Malthus

Quote from: DisturbedPervert on June 16, 2009, 02:46:21 AM
Finally, a realistic end of the world movie is being made    :menace:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uylcyx3Obcw

Oh man.  :(

Edit: is it a parody?
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Habbaku

The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.

-J. R. R. Tolkien

jimmy olsen

Where did the number 1,064,000 for the Confederate Military come from? :yeahright:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Civil_War

I left a long post in discussions disputing it.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Ed Anger

Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 16, 2009, 05:02:40 PM
Where did the number 1,064,000 for the Confederate Military come from? :yeahright:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Civil_War

I left a long post in discussions disputing it.

Mew.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

I'm important!

QuoteDear friend,

I wish the best in life for you and your family, and I hope you will receive this mail in good spirit and respond
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or killed by his left behind secret agents. Please I humbly beg you from the bottom of my heart to listen very
carefully, the situation in my country is very critical and chaos, uproar and hostilities had brought the country to
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a living e.t.c

Yours Sincerely,
Gen.Anthony Johnson.

Should have included a clip of Charles Johnson chowing down on Sgt. Doe.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Ed Anger on June 16, 2009, 05:17:28 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 16, 2009, 05:02:40 PM
Where did the number 1,064,000 for the Confederate Military come from? :yeahright:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Civil_War

I left a long post in discussions disputing it.

Mew.
:lol: Ass
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Ed Anger

Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 16, 2009, 05:25:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 16, 2009, 05:17:28 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 16, 2009, 05:02:40 PM
Where did the number 1,064,000 for the Confederate Military come from? :yeahright:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Civil_War

I left a long post in discussions disputing it.

Mew.
:lol: Ass

You should have saw it coming.  ^_^
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Ed Anger on June 16, 2009, 05:27:11 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 16, 2009, 05:25:03 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 16, 2009, 05:17:28 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 16, 2009, 05:02:40 PM
Where did the number 1,064,000 for the Confederate Military come from? :yeahright:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Civil_War

I left a long post in discussions disputing it.

Mew.
:lol: Ass

You should have saw it coming.  ^_^
Yeah, yeah I know. -_-

But I cited "The Battle Cry of Freedom", Lettow wouldn't touch that book with a ten foot pole!
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

jimmy olsen

 :lol:
http://www.slate.com/id/2149455/
QuoteA widely circulated urban legend holds that a befuddled Neil Armstrong heard the words Allahu akbar and the call to prayer when he stepped onto the surface of the moon. He converted to Islam, the story goes, when he returned to Earth and discovered the source of the phrase. The myth of Armstrong's conversion was so pervasive in the Muslim world that the U.S. State Department even issued a denial on the astronaut's behalf.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Neil

How long before we start getting Iranian-themed Nigerian spam?
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