The Off Topic Topic

[C.C.R.]

Boo-urns.  The dog that belongs to the Hot Chick that lives Kennedy-Corner from me (you know, Back And To The Left) likes to bust outside & come up to my back fence to say "Hi!" to Stanley, and she used to have to come outside & get him, giving me a chance to Ogle her.  Unfortunately, though, her dog is learning to Listen when she calls him back, so I don't get to Check Her Out...

[mongers]

Boo-urns.  The dog that belongs to the Hot Chick that lives Kennedy-Corner from me (you know, Back And To The Left) likes to bust outside & come up to my back fence to say "Hi!" to Stanley, and she used to have to come outside & get him, giving me a chance to Ogle her.  Unfortunately, though, her dog is learning to Listen when she calls him back, so I don't get to Check Her Out...

Damn, it's those little 'innocent' pleasures that help the day tick over. 

[Phillip V]

I work shift-work at night, so maybe that's why, but anybody else sometimes have a beer before work? (with a good time buffer)

[The Brain]

I work shift-work at night, so maybe that's why, but anybody else sometimes have a beer before work? (with a good time buffer)

Let me check... No.

[garbon]

Just got one of the first pieces of spam I recall reaching my gmail inbox. My email won $920000! and I'll I needed to do was open a document named Wo.docx.

[CountDeMoney]

I just keep getting the usual poorly-written Engrish emails from Brizzard Entertainment about verifying my Diablo III account, which I do not possess, through a link.

Greetings!

It has come to our attention that you are trying to sell your personal Diablo III account(s). As you may not be aware of, this conflicts with the EULA and Terms of Agreement. If this proves to be true, your account can and will be disabled. It will be ongoing for further investigation by Blizzard Entertainment's employees. If you wish to not get your account suspended you should immediately verify your account ownership.

Please open this connection:
*****

If your account passes the check successfully, we will send this package of dynamic Battle.net Mobile Authenticator to you in the form of e-mail.

In 3 days after you receiving the e-mail, if you don't submit your information, we have right to freeze your account, every player is obligated to protect the safety of the account. You must work together with us to be determined to crack down all the behaviors of destroying games.

If you had already authenticator your account, please disregard this automatic notification.

Regards,

Account Administration Team
Diablo III , Blizzard Entertainment 2013

[garbon]

Prolly legit

[PDH]

On my university account, I keep having rich relatives in strange parts of the world die off and my long lost cousins emailing me to verify bank details so they can send me money!

[Syt]

I like the padding text they add to online pharmacy spam, hoping it will hlp them pass spam filters:

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stockings ostentation shore wherewith bum skin ramcod while castor aim clear blow utmost stirrups council exception haven lanternize hamlets same rope aim ecstasy warm wise papali exalted.
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away croullay exclusively trade counselled walk physic monk gonorrhoeas packing weighed secured heart fesse long und leave house leadeth woodbine ceased ritual mournful obtain semiquaver remain commonly.

Or:

although spindles lamentable strong graffing goblin what use hermits hatchets grub inconvenience anthonified link wonderfully attain brownwheat forest monasteries lord pieces scurvy lusignan argumentor balas drooping dangerous sea boats.
where prank strong crestfallen loving hearing unwind apostate shrunk for liked leeward house value too arrabiati jaws less souls compelled custom quiet hyposarcides father vow noise.
inventions decrotatorium ritual though now cajole notwithstanding snatching above thing arrived emperor bring tub fright undertakings frigates bed books fathers prosperous sausages without dathan few god contrived.
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Or:

cloak discontented learning plaguy meantime fifteen hall aim proof lancets ready cousin ploughjobber poached obedience keeps patience caught hooks genius value noblespirited wise.
remedy because hides accident sage almsscrip tuffs killeth except belongs exception xenomanes pike tiles prosperous things killeth grass sertorian toil precks divers bear breech agitation tree caffardiae behind.
blood above crown end hurry diminutive delay rattles drooping inheritances figs faggot advice taken nouvelles contrived stooping quantities polished burnt council village has believed thought sacraments.
treated rid combed women whole compear castor denmark draughts noisome treat angry samson rules fair cakebakers.

[Neil]

I don't feel bad for Jos.  He's terrible.

[Razgovory]

I don't feel bad for Jos.  He's terrible.

I don't think anyone did.

[Eddie Teach]

You all are going to feel terrible when it turns out his smoky jumper has given him cancer.

[Tonitrus]

27 die in Egypt riot after soccer violence verdict
Angry relatives and residents rampaged through an Egyptian port city Saturday in rioting that killed at least 27 people after a judge sentenced nearly two dozen soccer fans to death for involvement in deadly violence after a game last year.

Going out and killing people because the government is going to kill people for killing people.

Obviously we haven't killed enough people.

[jimmy olsen]

Senator Harkin will retire in 2014 

http://firstread.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/26/16713465-harkin-wont-seek-6th-senate-term?lite

[Phillip V]

Senator Harkin will retire in 2014 

http://firstread.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/26/16713465-harkin-wont-seek-6th-senate-term?lite

That makes three vulnerable seats in 2013/4? IA, MA, WV