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Josquius

#22695
January 25, 2013, 08:49:31 AM
In other news:

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garbon

#22696
January 25, 2013, 08:56:23 AM
:huh:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Razgovory

#22698
January 25, 2013, 10:03:01 AM
He's an idiot, what else do you want?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

derspiess

#22699
January 25, 2013, 10:18:49 AM
So communism is not evil over there?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

#22700
January 25, 2013, 10:21:05 AM
I can't even read that handwriting. Which mean I win.  :)
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

syk

#22701
January 25, 2013, 11:09:02 AM
The reactions are funnier than the actual list.

Eddie Teach

#22702
January 25, 2013, 12:06:51 PM
What would you like to know about raising cattle?  :)
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Admiral Yi

#22703
January 25, 2013, 12:11:54 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 25, 2013, 12:06:51 PM
What would you like to know about raising cattle?  :)

If you're raising cattle and some damn dirty Communists come to steal the fruit of your labor, what's the best way to defend your freedom?

Eddie Teach

#22704
January 25, 2013, 12:21:25 PM
Assault rifle.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Lettow77

#22705
January 25, 2013, 02:50:23 PM
 The (dunno) behind that "Why communism is evil" is deeply concerning.

You soft on the reds young man?
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

garbon

#22706
January 25, 2013, 02:55:47 PM
Why would someone hate on smores?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

#22707
January 25, 2013, 02:56:21 PM
Dunno.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Malthus

#22708
January 25, 2013, 02:57:38 PM
Quote from: garbon on January 25, 2013, 02:55:47 PM
Why would someone hate on smores?

Not hate, just ignorance.

Personally, whenever I have a question about raising cattle, I ask a New Yorker.  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Syt

#22709
January 25, 2013, 03:12:10 PM




I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
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