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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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mongers

#22620
January 21, 2013, 08:16:28 PM
Can I say, I'd have given Rosie a rivetting.  :cool: 
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Ideologue

#22621
January 21, 2013, 08:31:02 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 21, 2013, 07:21:14 PM
QuoteA welder at a boat-and-sub-building yard adjusts her goggles before resuming work, October 1943


KEEP THE GOGGLES ON BABY
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CountDeMoney

#22622
January 21, 2013, 08:52:50 PM
Geico commercials with the two idiot folk guitar players are really pissing me off.

I left the 80's specifically to get away from Eddie Money.

Ed Anger

#22623
January 21, 2013, 08:55:21 PM
The Wendy's slut continues to haunt me.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#22624
January 21, 2013, 09:00:35 PM
We should Double Stack her.

PDH

#22625
January 21, 2013, 09:03:35 PM
She is too full of the smirk.  I would demand she show up to office hours to be dressed down.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

derspiess

#22626
January 21, 2013, 09:07:20 PM
You guys know she's not really a redhead, right?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

PDH

#22627
January 21, 2013, 09:09:42 PM
Quote from: derspiess on January 21, 2013, 09:07:20 PM
You guys know she's not really a redhead, right?

That has nothing to do with her flunking my class.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

CountDeMoney

#22628
January 21, 2013, 09:12:42 PM
Quote from: derspiess on January 21, 2013, 09:07:20 PM
You guys know she's not really a redhead, right?

That has nothing to do with getting her a matching ball gag.

Ed Anger

#22629
January 21, 2013, 09:12:57 PM
Quote from: derspiess on January 21, 2013, 09:07:20 PM
You guys know she's not really a redhead, right?

Thank you, captain buzzkill.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

PDH

#22630
January 21, 2013, 09:16:14 PM
Seedy and I are not under long term contract, Sulla is an unrestricted free agent, the color of hair does not mean anything.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

CountDeMoney

#22631
January 21, 2013, 09:18:18 PM
Quote from: PDH on January 21, 2013, 09:09:42 PM
Quote from: derspiess on January 21, 2013, 09:07:20 PM
You guys know she's not really a redhead, right?

That has nothing to do with her flunking my class.

See, I so could not do that job.  I just wouldn't survive two semesters, what with all those ethics thingies they have in campus employee guidelines now.

PDH

#22632
January 21, 2013, 09:19:38 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 21, 2013, 09:18:18 PM
Quote from: PDH on January 21, 2013, 09:09:42 PM
Quote from: derspiess on January 21, 2013, 09:07:20 PM
You guys know she's not really a redhead, right?

That has nothing to do with her flunking my class.

See, I so could not do that job.  I just wouldn't survive two semesters, what with all those ethics thingies they have in campus employee guidelines now.

I have to admit it, I am a saint.

(and old and balding and with a bit of a paunch - but that doesn't mean ANYTHING)
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Ed Anger

#22633
January 21, 2013, 09:21:28 PM
I just saw the Pink Covergirl ad. I just lost my erection.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#22634
January 21, 2013, 09:37:43 PM
Quote from: PDH on January 21, 2013, 09:19:38 PM
I have to admit it, I am a saint.

Considering I accepted flashes, feel ups and blowjobs in lieu of short payments for some chick's bail, I can safely say that I probably would not possess the moral discipline to deal with a little 19 year old overachieving hottie that just needs to push that 89 over or OMG I'll never get into medical school and I'll just die.

Quote(and old and balding and with a bit of a paunch - but that doesn't mean ANYTHING)

Power is your weapon, man.  Wield it.   :smarty:
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