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mongers

#21900
December 23, 2012, 08:45:09 AM
Quote from: Tyr on December 23, 2012, 04:47:45 AM
it is becoming ever more apparent to me that they dont make shirts like they used to.
Ive never had it happen before but in the past year or two ive had the -patterns on several shirts break or fade. Bah Humbug

:D
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

sbr

#21901
December 23, 2012, 01:30:31 PM
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/office_gas_crisis_SaUsxQI2Y5HrAmWEaGHlhK

Social Security employee disciplined for farting at work.

Eddie Teach

#21902
December 23, 2012, 01:44:53 PM
QuoteAccording to the log, the gas-passer let loose anywhere between once and nine times a day.

The horror.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Ed Anger

#21903
December 23, 2012, 09:26:13 PM
The family guy Christmas episode failed to live up to my low expectation. Once again, more Seth douchebaggery.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Razgovory

#21904
December 23, 2012, 11:08:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 23, 2012, 09:26:13 PM
The family guy Christmas episode failed to live up to my low expectation. Once again, more Seth douchebaggery.

I gave up on that bullshit a long time ago.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

FunkMonk

#21905
December 23, 2012, 11:51:38 PM
Probably been shared here before but I'm too lazy and don't give a damn:

Hitler at a Christmas party, 1941, color pictures
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Syt

#21906
December 24, 2012, 12:26:01 AM
Inky Dinky Doo Dah Morning from Nudist Colony Of The Dead. :lol:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Syt

#21907
December 24, 2012, 12:27:14 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on December 23, 2012, 11:51:38 PM
Probably been shared here before but I'm too lazy and don't give a damn:

Hitler at a Christmas party, 1941, color pictures

Nobody seems really happy to be there.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Razgovory

#21908
December 24, 2012, 12:32:57 AM
Quote from: Syt on December 24, 2012, 12:27:14 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on December 23, 2012, 11:51:38 PM
Probably been shared here before but I'm too lazy and don't give a damn:

Hitler at a Christmas party, 1941, color pictures

Nobody seems really happy to be there.

It says it's a party thrown for his generals.  Late Decemeber of '41 was probably an awkward time.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

#21909
December 24, 2012, 09:21:01 AM
And the Christmas wrapping Apoclypse begins. Holy fuck.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#21910
December 24, 2012, 09:27:27 AM
Lucky for me, it's just envelope stuffing, since this is a gift card Xmas this year.

ITS AN UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE MIRACLE

Ed Anger

#21911
December 24, 2012, 09:31:06 AM
The nanny is doing a piss poor job of distracting the kids. The twins are launching probing attacks into the basement. HOLD THE LINE.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

#21912
December 24, 2012, 09:33:19 AM
THEY ARE OVER THE WIRE. BROKEN ARROW! BROKEN ARROW!
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

jimmy olsen

#21913
December 24, 2012, 09:36:11 AM
 :lol:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Malthus

#21914
December 24, 2012, 10:10:51 AM
Quote from: Syt on December 24, 2012, 12:27:14 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on December 23, 2012, 11:51:38 PM
Probably been shared here before but I'm too lazy and don't give a damn:

Hitler at a Christmas party, 1941, color pictures

Nobody seems really happy to be there.

Nothing says "merry Christmas" like a roomful of Nazis in 1941.  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius
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