The Off Topic Topic

[mongers]

This project gives new meaning to the term "helicopter parent":

The DIY Kid-tracking Drone

Maybe it's an initiative/team building exercise for the kids, I can see the headline now "7th graders build surface to air missile" 

[mongers]

Been up 20+ hours, time for bed soonish.   

[Ideologue]

Hey, Ank.

I think I'd be okay in a submarine.  They have the Internet in submarines now, right?

Not regular internet, no.  I'd have been on here otherwise.

Then I probably wouldn't be okay in a submarine.

Kids these days.

OK, Jurgen Prochnow.

[Ideologue]

Tomorrow, last day of work* in 2012.

*Not that I plan on doing any of it.

Quebecois = lazy.

[Ideologue]

From my match.com email:

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR
I hate humor. I'm a very rude and stuck-up person. I hate being outside. I love being the center of attention, and I can't stand it if I am not. I'm the biggest drama queen you'll ever meet. I don't value family at all. I value education even less. Fidelity doesn't exist in my dictionary, so the more unfaithful you are, the better. I am looking for a horrible man to get to know, so that we can be horrible people together...and eventually, bring horrible children into this world.

Her pic is rather cute(Indian chick)

I'm in love.

Indian is by U.S. Census rules Asian.

[MadImmortalMan]

http://news.uk.msn.com/health/squeezing-breasts-can-stop-cancer

You know what to do.

[Ed Anger]

From my match.com email:

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR
I hate humor. I'm a very rude and stuck-up person. I hate being outside. I love being the center of attention, and I can't stand it if I am not. I'm the biggest drama queen you'll ever meet. I don't value family at all. I value education even less. Fidelity doesn't exist in my dictionary, so the more unfaithful you are, the better. I am looking for a horrible man to get to know, so that we can be horrible people together...and eventually, bring horrible children into this world.

Her pic is rather cute(Indian chick)

I'm in love.

Indian is by U.S. Census rules Asian.

I miss the Indian girls I dated. Sigh. I assume they have thrown themselves on a fire by now.

[Ideologue]

It's one of the two major population group I'm missing, them and Latinas.  Oh wait, I'm Hispanic.  BOX CHECKED.

[Eddie Teach]

Oh wait, I'm Hispanic. 

So's Meri.

[Grey Fox]

Tomorrow, last day of work* in 2012.

*Not that I plan on doing any of it.

Quebecois = lazy.

Slacking off isn't being lazy

[Admiral Yi]

I have yet to see an Indian girl with a nice looking can.  Or even an average can for that matter.  Some really lovely faces, but definitely should stay behind the podium Hillary-style.

[Eddie Teach]

[Ed Anger]

Sigh. Fuck, this is making me all morose and shit.

[CountDeMoney]

There was an Indian chick that worked at the company;  not exactly Bollywood quality, but goddamn if she didn't have the best looking legs and ass on the whole floor.  Nobody had legs like her.

I inquired about her through a friend of hers, and she was all, like, she's traditional Indian and will only date Indian dudes, and I was all, like, but I loved Dances With Wolves, so what's the problem. Friend:  no sense of humor.

[Ed Anger]

You gotta get the thoroughly Americanized ones.