The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

Beeb will be pleased to know that I may convert to MAC.

[mongers]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/9665741/HSBC-investigation-Drug-dealers-gun-runners-and-Britains-biggest-bank.html

HSBC. House of crooks.

Why are you surprised  ?

[Sheilbh]

I am now on my fourth poppy

You know you have to feed them, right?

This kind of poppy, as modelled in the Guardian by Tony Blair and John Prescott:

I don't know why but my jacket just loses them

[Neil]

Marine arrested after attacking a paralyzed Army veteran he thought was using uniform and wheelchair as a Halloween costume.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/11/03/marine-in-tutu-allegedly-knocks-wheelchair-bound-veteran-unconscious/

Marines...

[Josquius]

It seems I've ended up with a girlfriend.
It was a bit of a goal and she isn't bad but a bit short and...yeah...what about that really busty, bonny girl I had my eye on? What about all the other girls? Adult times almost on tap is nice but....
Its not like I'd ever get anywhere with any other girls. But still I worry. Change is bad.

[Jaron]

I feel sorry for your 'girlfriend'

"I wanted a woman, but FUCK, this is what I ended up with?"

[The Larch]

It seems I've ended up with a girlfriend.
It was a bit of a goal and she isn't bad but a bit short and...yeah...what about that really busty, bonny girl I had my eye on? What about all the other girls? Adult times almost on tap is nice but....
Its not like I'd ever get anywhere with any other girls. But still I worry. Change is bad.

Stop being such a gloomy bastard and enjoy life for a change, damnit. Be grateful that there's a girl willing to put up with all your crap. Geez!

[garbon]

I feel sorry for your 'girlfriend'

"I wanted a woman, but FUCK, this is what I ended up with?"

His girlfriend wanted a woman?

[garbon]

Marine arrested after attacking a paralyzed Army veteran he thought was using uniform and wheelchair as a Halloween costume.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/11/03/marine-in-tutu-allegedly-knocks-wheelchair-bound-veteran-unconscious/

Marines...

I'm confused as to why he thought he should attack someone he thought was pretending to be a vet, while he was wearing a tutu.

[Syt]

Marine arrested after attacking a paralyzed Army veteran he thought was using uniform and wheelchair as a Halloween costume.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/11/03/marine-in-tutu-allegedly-knocks-wheelchair-bound-veteran-unconscious/

Marines...

I'm confused as to why he thought he should attack someone he thought was pretending to be a vet, while he was wearing a tutu.

Foreplay.

[Ideologue]

It seems I've ended up with a girlfriend.
It was a bit of a goal and she isn't bad but a bit short and...yeah...what about that really busty, bonny girl I had my eye on? What about all the other girls? Adult times almost on tap is nice but....
Its not like I'd ever get anywhere with any other girls. But still I worry. Change is bad.

Weight?

[MadImmortalMan]

It seems I've ended up with a girlfriend.

They can be sneaky like that sometimes. 

[Tonitrus]

Canadian Via Rail prices are rather high. 

[katmai]

Why the fuck are you looking at Canadian Rail!?!?!

[Josquius]

Weight?

Low

They can be sneaky like that sometimes. 

Damn right.