The Off Topic Topic

[mongers]

I just had a full grown man stick a finger up my butt.

Was it his own finger, was it still attached to a hand, will it be easy to recover it ?

[Malthus]

I just had a full grown man stick a finger up my butt.

Second date? 

[derspiess]

I wish I still had all my army men to play with. I could set up a battle on the bed. My wife's ass could be Mount Turdcutter.

I'm having a hard time finding any decent army men for Tommy.  The dollar store army men look like, well, dollar store army men. 

I think my parents still have that Navarone play set my brother & I used.  GIs vs. realistic-looking Krauts.  Need to dig that out next time I'm over there.

[Eddie Teach]

Heard on a YouTube vlog today: "if you name your child Hunter, his life is gonna be fucked up."

ps "tucked"? Are you fucking kidding me, auto correct?

[derspiess]

Heard on a YouTube vlog today: "if you name your child Hunter, his life is gonna be fucked up."

ps "tucked"? Are you fucking kidding me, auto correct?

Welcome to my world.  With all the times I've upgraded, changed ROMs, etc. on my Android devices I'm constantly having to re-teach them my cuss-word vocabulary.  There should be an easily accessible setting to "opt in" to dictionaries that include bad words.

[PDH]

Class people never use words like "f*ck" or "p*ss" or "shitmongerwhorebitch"

[DGuller]

Class people never use words like "f*ck" or "p*ss" or "shitmongerwhorebitch"

No shit.

[MadImmortalMan]

So there are bears at my house this morning. Two cubs. Just sitting happily in some guy's front yard down the street from me. About the size of medium sized dogs. All fuzzy and shit.

The catchers were wandering around with tranquilizer guns trying to see if their mama was hanging out nearby but never found her. It's a volunteer bear catching service. They have a trailer attached to an SUV with a big steel cylinder laying down on it. At the end is a drop door. That's the bear cage. They put the cubs in there and drove off.

Regardless, I'm not letting my cat out today.

[Ed Anger]

I wish I still had all my army men to play with. I could set up a battle on the bed. My wife's ass could be Mount Turdcutter.

I'm having a hard time finding any decent army men for Tommy.  The dollar store army men look like, well, dollar store army men. 

I think my parents still have that Navarone play set my brother & I used.  GIs vs. realistic-looking Krauts.  Need to dig that out next time I'm over there.

I've been holding off buying army men for Michael. He's got an awesome M1 R/C tank though.

[derspiess]

I wish I still had all my army men to play with. I could set up a battle on the bed. My wife's ass could be Mount Turdcutter.

I'm having a hard time finding any decent army men for Tommy.  The dollar store army men look like, well, dollar store army men. 

I think my parents still have that Navarone play set my brother & I used.  GIs vs. realistic-looking Krauts.  Need to dig that out next time I'm over there.

I've been holding off buying army men for Michael. He's got an awesome M1 R/C tank though.

When he gets a little older get a couple of these and fight it out with him.

http://www.meritline.com/rc-battling-tank-set-yellow---p-64024.aspx

They're a blast, but I need to buy a new one because my nephew stepped on the cannon & broke it off

[Ed Anger]

Hmmmmm, time for some Christmas shopping.

Gracias.

[CountDeMoney]

I think my parents still have that Navarone play set my brother & I used.  GIs vs. realistic-looking Krauts.  Need to dig that out next time I'm over there.

I still give my parents shit about Santa not getting me the Guns of Navarone play set for Christmas '76.

[PDH]

Mine burned in the Berkeley Hills fire when I was storing it at a relative's house.  I was saving it (along with the two yellow cannons and the german army dudes) for a nephew - still, death in a fire for the goose-stepping bastards was ok, lord knows many of my army men died of lighter fluid and match injuries.

[Ed Anger]

I have no toys left to hand down to my kids. My nephew destroyed them all.

[MadImmortalMan]

I have a bunch of stuff. Like five gallons worth of Legos, lots of action figures, etc. I have no kids.