The Off Topic Topic

[The Brain]

I seriously want to bone my history prof.  I could listen to her lectures all day.

[mongers]

I seriously want to bone my history prof.  I could listen to her lectures all day.

Supposedly one of my university lecturers, the only female one, had a 'thing' for me or at least according to friends and some people in the department, which if found both hilarious and very, very unlikely to have been the true 

[Tonitrus]

I seriously want to bone my history prof.  I could listen to her lectures all day.

Never been hot for teacher?

[mongers]

I seriously want to bone my history prof.  I could listen to her lectures all day.

Never been hot for teacher?

Damn, I'm gonna have to post a link to That Van Halen video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GZFbCqx18

[mongers]

I seriously want to bone my history prof.  I could listen to her lectures all day.

If you google 'attractive history professor' you get this as the first result:

[Ideologue]

I seriously want to bone my history prof.  I could listen to her lectures all day.

I wanted to fuck the hell out of Professor Kuo at USC.  She seemed like a nice person, too.

Of course, she was actually fucking one of the two only attractive male law professors we had.  Cream rises to the top, I guess.

Now, I have never known an attractive female history teacher.

[Siege]

Not hot.

[sbr]

I seriously want to bone my history prof.  I could listen to her lectures all day.

I wanted to fuck the hell out of Professor Kuo at USC.  She seemed like a nice person, too.

Of course, she was actually fucking one of the two only attractive male law professors we had.  Cream rises to the top, I guess.

Now, I have never known an attractive female history teacher.

[Ideologue]

Maybe you're into old bald guys, who are often fat; there's no judgment attached to my opinion.  I simply call them as I see them.

P.S. one of them was Edward Said's kid.  Not a bad looking guy.

[The Brain]

I seriously want to bone my history prof.  I could listen to her lectures all day.

Never been hot for teacher?

We've all been lectured to during sex but no way in hell it's hot. Sorry.

[Ideologue]

Maybe you're into old bald guys, who are often fat; there's no judgment attached to my opinion.  I simply call them as I see them.

P.S. one of them was Edward Said's kid.  Not a bad looking guy.

So your saying him and her:

No, I was a little vague; Said is the other one, he's married to some lady, I think another Palestinian.  Also, he looks kinda goofier in photographs.

Kuo was fucking a white dude named Means, looked like Clark Kent.

[sbr]

Maybe you're into old bald guys, who are often fat; there's no judgment attached to my opinion.  I simply call them as I see them.

P.S. one of them was Edward Said's kid.  Not a bad looking guy.

Oops, misread your post.  I thought you made a typo saying you wanted to fuck "one of the two only attractive male law professors we had."

Carry on.

[CountDeMoney]

Doesn't not meet my:  not unreasonably high Asian chick standards.

[Ed Anger]

India, birthplace of diarrhea, is gonna KILL US ALL.

http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2012/01/the-super-resistant-bacteria-that-has-india-hell-scared/251731/

[Neil]

Many of these patients are "medical tourists" who have traveled from Europe, the Middle East, and the Americas to India or Pakistan for inexpensive medical care.

These people get what they deserve.  When you go to the third world for medical treatment, your stupid ass should die.