The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

I want to do naughty things to Taylor Swift.

[Josquius]

Something is wrong:

Kuwaiti female politician: let's import sex slaves, from female POWs!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2000292/Men-allowed-sex-slaves-female-prisoners-job--WOMAN-politician-Kuwait.html#ixzz1OdXmy0ux

Is this woman a dark elf?

[Eddie Teach]

Shania Twain and Taylor Swift:

Which one of these girls has a clue about gun safety?

Hint: Not the Canadian.

Swift's head nodding off to the side doesn't inspire confidence either.

[jimmy olsen]

Princesca won four tickets to a music festival at Renfro Valley this weekend.  We will be seeing: Lonestar and Charlie Daniels Band.   Tickets, hotel rooms, and meals all paid for.  Thank you WAMZ, Kentuckiana's Commercial Free Country.

Awesome.

Isn't the Charlie Daniels Band getting on in years though?

[Eddie Teach]

Ageist.

[jimmy olsen]

Saw this in a sig on another forum

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord Of The Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

[HVC]

Shania Twain and Taylor Swift:

Which one of these girls has a clue about gun safety?

Hint: Not the Canadian.

Swift has two hands on the gun but isnt looking where she's aiming

[sbr]

Shania Twain and Taylor Swift:

Which one of these girls has a clue about gun safety?

Hint: Not the Canadian.

Swift has two hands on the gun but isnt looking where she's aiming

And her finger is not on the trigger.

[Caliga]

Isn't the Charlie Daniels Band getting on in years though?

I saw Tony Bennett on stage here a month or so ago.  He was PHENOMENAL.

[HVC]

Shania Twain and Taylor Swift:

Which one of these girls has a clue about gun safety?

Hint: Not the Canadian.

Swift has two hands on the gun but isnt looking where she's aiming

And her finger is not on the trigger.

to me it looks like neither is shania's. looks like her finger is against the front part of the guard (don't know if that's the proper term)

[CountDeMoney]

GangstaKitty went to the kitty dentist today, had a tooth removed.  Actually, I think she left it in a tech's arm.

She's so totally stoned right now. Pupils dilated, mewwing like a goof, looking at shit that isn't there.

[HisMajestyBOB]

Pupils dilated, mewwing like a goof, looking at shit that isn't there.

One of my cats acts like that normally.

[sbr]

GangstaKitty went to the kitty dentist today, had a tooth removed.  Actually, I think she left it in a tech's arm.

She's so totally stoned right now. Pupils dilated, mewwing like a goof, looking at shit that isn't there.

I don't know what they give cats when they do dental work on them but I would love to find some.  None of my cats have had major dental work but when they get their teeth cleaned they are loopy as fuck for a couple of hours.  If it wasn't so expensive I would get thier teeth cleaned every Friday, hours of entertainment right there.

[HVC]

Isoflorene during the procedure, and sometime fentinal after if they've had extractions. Neither of those two are spelt correct, FYI

[The Minsky Moment]

Saw this in a sig on another forum

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord Of The Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

it's from a review from the Atlas Shrugged movie.