The Off Topic Topic

[Josquius]

Holy cow, just turned over my blanket and it looks like I had my period last night- seems I scratched  off a scab in the night and a hell of a lot of blood came out. Nasty.

[Ideologue]

Kellogg's Corn Pops now comes in plastic bags inside the box, instead of those metal-paper-thing bags!  Our long national nightmare is over!

[Valmy]

So glad the Lakers are gone.  Maybe I will hear less about the NBA for the next month.  Now if somebody could just eliminate the Heat...

[Ed Anger]

So glad the Lakers are gone.  Maybe I will hear less about the NBA for the next month.  Now if somebody could just eliminate the Heat...

The Celtics are old and Rondo only has one arm now. So the Heat will go on unless LeBron throws a fit and quits.

[jimmy olsen]

So glad the Lakers are gone.  Maybe I will hear less about the NBA for the next month.  Now if somebody could just eliminate the Heat...

The Celtics are old and Rondo only has one arm now. So the Heat will go on unless LeBron throws a fit and quits.

[Ed Anger]

So glad the Lakers are gone.  Maybe I will hear less about the NBA for the next month.  Now if somebody could just eliminate the Heat...

The Celtics are old and Rondo only has one arm now. So the Heat will go on unless LeBron throws a fit and quits.

Don't look up the Rondo injury online. Arms aren't supposed to bend that way.

[jimmy olsen]

So glad the Lakers are gone.  Maybe I will hear less about the NBA for the next month.  Now if somebody could just eliminate the Heat...

The Celtics are old and Rondo only has one arm now. So the Heat will go on unless LeBron throws a fit and quits.

Don't look up the Rondo injury online. Arms aren't supposed to bend that way.

I saw it on ESPN.

[Valmy]

Don't look up the Rondo injury online. Arms aren't supposed to bend that way.

Yeah they were playing that game at the restaurant I was eating dinner at.

[HisMajestyBOB]

I hate writing about myself, especially for job applications. Feels like crappy high school homework all over again.

[CountDeMoney]

I hate writing about myself, especially for job applications. Feels like crappy high school homework all over again.

Sell yourself.  No one else is going to do it.

[katmai]

I hate writing about myself, especially for job applications. Feels like crappy high school homework all over again.

Nice thing about my biz, is most productions just want list of credits. Personal references are much more important than what I write out about myself.

[PDH]

I hate writing about myself, especially for job applications. Feels like crappy high school homework all over again.

"While I plan in the future to conquer all space in time, I always take the time to do 40 hours of charity work a week and reprogram computers for the elderly. I am proficient in all written forms of language, and I have personally invented scripts for 3 other previously oral languages. I heal the sick with my gaze and feed the poor.

I would enjoy working for such a fine company as yours."

Don't copy that verbatim, that is my normal schtick for applications.

[katmai]

And now you know why PeeDee is still a teacher.

[PDH]

I like to think I am nothing but a massive bundle of potential.

[Zeus]

Unlocked a literal troll in my game. Now I can troll whilst I troll.