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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Grey Fox

#6555
April 26, 2010, 01:28:04 PM
stop trying to sleep in the middle of the day.

You need better anti-depressant.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Razgovory

#6556
April 26, 2010, 01:29:55 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 26, 2010, 01:28:04 PM
stop trying to sleep in the middle of the day.

You need better anti-depressant.

It's 1:30 in the morning!
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Grey Fox

#6557
April 26, 2010, 01:48:18 PM
Why are you in Djakarta?
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Ed Anger

#6558
April 26, 2010, 02:49:05 PM
I had a fabulous nap at 12:30pm
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

#6559
April 26, 2010, 02:58:34 PM
I was fabulo...oh wait, I'm always fabulous.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Josquius

#6560
April 26, 2010, 04:57:28 PM
Cat Mandu (Cat-Mandu, Mandu) (b. 1995 - d. 2002)[1]  was a British ginger tabby cat and politician.
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derspiess

#6561
April 27, 2010, 10:57:25 AM
And I am now officially uncle to a baby named Ziggy.  I'm sure the "It's A Boy" spliffs are being handed out as I type this.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

#6562
April 27, 2010, 12:23:11 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

lustindarkness

#6563
April 27, 2010, 12:50:12 PM
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Josephus

#6564
April 27, 2010, 01:25:48 PM
Sometimes I'm so hungry i could eat a horse.
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Savonarola

#6565
April 27, 2010, 04:03:26 PM
The OK Soda Manifesto (as printed on the pop cans):

Quote1.  What's the point of OK? Well, what's the point of anything?
2.  OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is.
3.  The better you understand something, the more OK it turns out to be.
4.  OK Soda says, "Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything."
5.  OK Soda reveals the surprising truth about people and situations.
6.  OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
7.  There is no real secret to feeling OK.
8.  OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
9.  Never overestimate the remarkable abilities of "OK" brand soda.
10. Please wake up every morning knowing that things are going to be OK.

I can't imagine why that didn't catch on. 
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Eddie Teach

#6566
April 27, 2010, 04:10:18 PM
Too hippy-dippy. The soda probably has natural sugar.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

#6567
April 27, 2010, 04:18:05 PM
The fact that, according to wikipedia, the soda tasted like a mixture of all the other sodas in the dispensary was probably an issue.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Larch

#6568
April 27, 2010, 06:06:49 PM
This clip went viral in the Spanish speaking interwebs last week. It's a realy cheesy song in some trashy Latin American techno style. The hook for the Languish crowd is that it's a pro-Israel song, that intends to send a message of friendship between Israel and Latin America. By the end of the video you'll be wishing that Pizarro razed the whole Inca Empire to the ground. Enter at your own peril.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ktc-8zagd0

MadImmortalMan

#6569
April 27, 2010, 06:41:35 PM
Quote from: The Larch on April 27, 2010, 06:06:49 PM
This clip went viral in the Spanish speaking interwebs last week. It's a realy cheesy song in some trashy Latin American techno style. The hook for the Languish crowd is that it's a pro-Israel song, that intends to send a message of friendship between Israel and Latin America. By the end of the video you'll be wishing that Pizarro razed the whole Inca Empire to the ground. Enter at your own peril.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ktc-8zagd0


Uhhh...


Is that Charro?
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers
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